MEN ONLY THREAD

[CANV EFM]

i knew it would come to this.. you were all nice and encouraging to them, and happily played there silly little games... then it started.. blokes throwing themselves off cliffs to be extra nice to them (im talking to you yellow) huge long girly threads.. then all of a sudden after some innocent pig banter it all goes tits up..

 

trust me i like women.. i have some excellent female friends.. bloody hell i even married one!! but always remember to keep women away from hard core male banter.. they all think they can handle it but they cant they are not designed in the same warped way that men are, their minds dont work in the same way, they live to a totally different set of values.. personally i think this is a good thing.. some women think they can bridge the gap.. ive yet to see one make it for any length of time..

 

here endeth the sermon

[Colin Zeal EFM]

All very true, CANV.

 

I've met a number of top-drawer women who truly believed they were 'one of the boys', yet when they come out to the pub with the lads, they sit there with a disgusted look on their faces all night and simply can't handle themselves.

 

 

[SteveP]

All you need do as put a title down and then MOT, meaning any ladies posting there may be deleted as it is a Men only thread for example:

 

The Offside Rule, Discuss MOT

 

You can then Ladies only threads with LOT

 

Of course as administrator you could use your discretion about what to delete!

[CANV EFM]

that could work but why should we hav eto type the extra letters? i mean with the amount of threads C.Z. starts that could be an extra 24 hours a year typing.. why not assume they are all MOT unless it has WAP (women are permitted)

[CANV EFM]

i dont think LOT should be allowed as that is discriminating against men...

[Rob_the_Saint]

Perhaps they could be colour-coded (in pink for example) to show the content is suitable for female eyes and minds.

[SteveP]

But who decides if they stay or not??

[CANV EFM]

men?

[SteveP]

that's right Canv, see how perfectly it works??

[Chubbhead EFM]

fine

[GHA EFM]

Right. Chubbhead. Don't move. This won't hurt. I'm just going to ban you.....

[Chubbhead EFM]

Don't say

[GHA EFM]

GET THE WOMAN OUT OF THE THREAD!!!

 

I'm thinking maybe I should delete all of Chubbelinho's posts within this thread, just for a laugh, like.

[Chubbhead EFM]

I didn't warn you

 

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[GHA EFM]

Any more of that Chubbeldilocks, and there may be more severe repurcussions. Men only, this thread.

[Chubbhead EFM]

okay...

 

But how do you know I'm not really a man???

[GHA EFM]

Sod this...