Misogyny

[Little Miss Urchin]

Quote:

current beer factor

Is this good or bad? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

well the yellometer would go from

zero as in zero int

to

10 as in yellow will stalk you

 

the beerometer goes from

0 totally sober

to

10 would definetly shag a pig..

 

so ideally you want a high yell rating and a low beer assist

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Superb, CANV!!

 

Over to YELLOW...

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

But I've got quite a high beer assist.

 

Hmm...

[YELLOW]

Hello what's up. What's a Yellometer?

 

Oh I see the attention I pay a woman on this site.

 

Well for starters S.C.C would get a 1 because right now I'm keeping out of her way!!

[Halifax Lass]

Oh come on Mr Zeal you know you don't mean it. Woman hatred? We're good for so many things like * and * and who would you take the * out of and oh yes we're brilliant at * and when you're p***** who else would you get to drive you home free of charge? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Quote:

well the yellometer would go from
zero as in zero int
to
10 as in yellow will stalk you

the beerometer goes from
0 totally sober
to
10 would definetly shag a pig..

I've only ever been on here drunk once so I wouldn't bother with the beerometer. Although with Hornchurch being one of the few grounds where you can drink on the terraces the beer rating could be exceptionally high if the Bryco Cup has anything to go by!! Definitely looking forward to that fixture.

PS: Seeing as Thornsy was working the old charm with S.C.C how about a Thornometer? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[YELLOW]

Quote:

But I've got quite a high beer assist.

Hmm...

What do you mean by that, LMU?

[Chubbhead EFM]

Perhaps, it's just women of a certain age that bother you CZ! I think LMU is about the same age as me isn't she (are you? I'm 18)?

[YELLOW]

LMU is near my age Chubbo, I think she is 22.

[GHA EFM]

Bloody hell, YELLOW ARMY 2003...it'll be a pension soon...

 

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I quite like the idea of a Thorns meter.

 

Talking of women, remember that girl I told you about who wanted to be a presenter and I asked if it was moral to try and pull her on the back of making her dreams come true .... well I'm meeting her next Tuesday (what's the bets she has a boyfriend that will drop her off and pick her up <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />)

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Hi Chubbhead. It's not so much women of a certain age that bother me, as women of a certain intelligence.

 

 

[Little Miss Urchin]

I am indeed 22, though wish I was still 21 as the days seem to be wizzing by a lot faster now! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

 

Re your query, YA, over beer ratings, if 10 means a person will quite happily s**g a pig, I am not too pleased with being awarded a score of 6. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

yellow didnt give you a beer assist of 6 that was me giving the good people of this board an example..

im sure yellow will be back to give you his official rating

[YELLOW]

Don't worry LMU, I'll tell you in good time!