Lisa's little problem in Hollyoaks...

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I think I may have a solution!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Ooops... forgot to add this...

 

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I don't watch it

What's her problem?

Sounds like I could help her though as well

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Bloody hell - I can definantly help her, with any problem she may have!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

She's going out with Christian.

 

She's a virgin.

 

Christian is a good few years older.

 

Christian has a conscience and won't let Lisa lose her virginity to him.

 

She needs to lose her virginity and then she can resume matters with Christian.

 

So....

 

... looks like she needs a fine young hunk (me or you, Thornsy!) to lose it to!!

 

(P.S. I don't see Christian's problem - there's guys out there that would love a problem like that!!)

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

What's a conscience when a girl like that want's you to bone her!

 

So me and/or you take her virginity and then pass her back to Christain is that the plan.

 

Although I should imagine after she's tried champaine she won't want to go back to flat pop!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

That's the plan, Thornsy! And everyone's happy!!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

christians happy to sh.g her after shes lost it yes? er why dosen't she just lie?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Problem is, CANV, she admitted it to him just before they were about to do the dirty deed. He looked horrified and told her to leave.

 

To be honest, CANV, I prefer my solution!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

And won't he feel a bit stupid allowing his bird to cheat on him (which is basically what she'd be doing)

 

I've had this with girls, being too big, they usually have to ease to my size with other smaller men (make it bigger and all that) - I say a tube of KY and a fist sorts that problem out.

 

Wouldn't it be funny if Lisa catches a STD and after the first time with Christian his knob falls off <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

I should be a scriptwriter

[CANV EFM]

to be honest christian is starting to freak me out.. agreed on your solution, i assume videos will be for sale?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Not sure if they'll be on sale, CANV. All I can say is, make sure you watch the first episode of Thornsy's TV show!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Lisa will be a ratings winner, although it will now be shown after 11pm

[GHA EFM]

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fine young hunk (me or you, Thornsy!)

Where does the fine young hunk come in then?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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Where does the fine young hunk come in then?

I can see you're inexperienced, GHA.

What do you think the fine young hunk comes in??

[GHA EFM]

I knew that was going to happen. Don't ask me why, I just knew it.

 

I could rephrase it as 'which one of you is supposed to be the fine young hunk then?'

 

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

GHA.

 

CANV, Thornsy and myself were having a bit of a laugh, bit of a chat etc.

 

Then you come along, pick on a bit of self-depracating humour and kill the balance of the thread.

 

Not good.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

He's never seen a proper girl that's why!

 

Chubbhead blew him out, then Helen, Claire and LMU.

Why don't you try S_C_C?

[GHA EFM]

Oi EFMTFTV.

 

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He's never seen a proper girl that's why!

 

Once again, the little faith astounds me.

 

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