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[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Are you working next Thursday?

What time we planning on leaving for Glastonbury?

I'm up for going early

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

He always goes off-line just as I do something like that!

Trev, you're up early?

[CANV EFM]

glastonbury..ive never been, nor will i ever go due to a lack of 5 star hotels, an olympic sized pool, a beach, casino and secure parking facilities for my jumbo, i appreiciate you are all massivly into the music and really

want to see some of the bands playing, i appreciate the vibe and buzz of the place may be fantastic, i appreciate you all may have had totally fantastic time there before..

 

but....

 

im afraid i cant see the appeal of spending 2 nights in a crap tent with a load of other blokes whilst people piss n sh.t everywhere around you, where pikeys try to sell you ccrap drugs, where 16 old pricks get pissed and puke on everything, where if you do score with a ripper your STD risk reward ratio goes through the roof and where little c..ts will nick anything you dont nail to your person...

or maybe i just have the wrong idea about the place... i would imagine the first few years of it were great but surely now its a fking nightmare???

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I don't just go to Glastonbury, I stay on the 5-star Hilton in stepton malett and get airlift by helecopter to see any bands I want, there is a lack of toilets this year as I've commendered one of the septic pools and had it turned into a olympic size pool.

16yr old girls are drunk and are also airlifted to my hotel where we force them to throw up outside the room to prevent them doing it in the room. they all take a quick STD test as well, My drugs are airlifted in from Columbia on order, while just for fun in a gold tent in the camp site I've left a very expensive mobile phone which i've attached to the national grid, just for fun!

There is more than one way to enjoy Glastonbury Canv!

Don't worry about your jumbo, i've arranged for the stone circle to be demolished so i can park it there, may upset a few pagans.

[CANV EFM]

heheh.. nice one..

[EFM's Librarian]

In answer to the original questions

1. No (and I'm not working Wednesday either)

2 and 3. Me too, can you provide us with some train times?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I would go up on Wednesday but I'm doing the radio show.

It takes about 2 and 3/4 hours, the trains are pretty frequent, when i lobbed it in the nationla rail site they gave 0730 from St.A arrive at 10.45 which sounds pretty good.

We should then find a nice bit for everyone to camp, and then Ed and his mates (and Steve P if he wants) can camp there when they arrive

[EFM's Librarian]

Excellent, I'm quite happy to go that early, but are you sure you'll be able to get up on time?

 

Is Ed bringing some nice young ladies for you?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Not sure, i'll quiz him!

 

I get up at 5.30 most days, i'll be glad for a lie in