A Date

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

I feel really bad about all i've said to S_C_C, I feel the only way to make amends is to offer to take her out for dinner.

 

I just need to know

A) Wether you will

How much you drink, so I can budget for the best wine in the resturant.

 

I thought we'd go to the Ivy or something, maybe during the next England Rugby International because I know it'll be quiet!

[Chubbhead EFM]

EFMTFTV, You are a smoothie aren't you!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Well, you know how it is!

Prehaps I should take someone with me, I must admit I'd be a little nervous

[Chubbhead EFM]

Can I come along too please!! We can have a threesome <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

That sounds like a plan

I wonder if S_C_C will mind?

 

Look's like I'll be a busy man! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

I'm sure she won't mind <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

Your signature picture is becoming ever-more poigniant EFMTFTV!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

You could also insert 'sperm' in there <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[EFM's Librarian]

In where? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[EFM Trev]

Love certainly is in the air today. Must be the weather.

 

Oi, EFM'sL - further to our conversation on Saturday night, I too have been playing cupid...

[EFM's Librarian]

I'm not sure if thats a good thing or not?

 

Oh well, my favourite woman is on telly in 15 minutes!

[EFM Trev]

Judith Chalmers? Kat Slater? Anne Widdecombe?

 

I think we should be told.

[EFM's Librarian]

I told you on Saturday - if you can't remember thats your fault.

 

She's actually only my second favourite woman, but everybody knows about Libby from Nieghbours already.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Must be somebody in 'enders!

 

Dot Cotton?

[EFM Trev]

Trevinha thinks she looks a bit like Libby out of Neighbours (this statement is excluded from the Trades Descriptions Act).

 

I have no idea what she looks like.

 

Ah - having looked at the TV guide, I remember now. She's about 62 now, isn't she?

[EFM Trev]

Enders isn't on until 8 tonight.

[EFM's Librarian]

The women in question would no longer be in my top 10 - as she's probably about 55 now <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[EFM Trev]

Dot Cotton is considierably over 55 years old.

 

 

[EFM's Librarian]

Stop being silly, I know you know who it is

[YELLOW]

I've apologised but she still hates me. I suppose the only way to make things right is find her at Park Lane next season and say sorry. Maybe I should just keep quiet and keep out of her way. Oh dear I'm so depressed!!