Movie quotes

[Slartibartfast]

Judge Dredd

 

" There is no such thing as right and wrong, there's just popular opinion. "

 

 

 

 

[David Holden]

Twelve Monkeys

 

 

No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!

[chris blanc]

Howard the Duck (or "Howard: A new breed of hero" here in the UK)

 

Don't run, we are your friends!

[George Borg 2 Junior]

Mars Attacks!

 

and yes the previous one by me was return of the Pink Panther...

 

Sorry for killing the thread, lol...

 

"Those toys... Where does he get those wonderful toys..."

 

[chris blanc]

Batman (1989)

 

"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth"

[Slartibartfast]

Dawn of the dead

 

 

" Let me see if I've got this straight: in order to be grounded, I've got to be crazy and I must be crazy to keep flying. But if I ask to be grounded, that means I'm not crazy any more and I have to keep flying. "

 

[chris blanc]

Catch 22

 

"They're coming to get you Barbara"

[Guest]

Night of the living dead

 

I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days.. I'm really quite tired.

 

[George Borg 2 Junior]

Erin Brokovich

 

"Sorry kids, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

[David Holden]

South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

 

I want you to stay away from them. Those mondo-weirdo video guys. You know, in some countries, like Argentina, making subversive video is considered a criminal act. They execute people for it. In Pittsburgh... WHO KNOWS?!!

 

 

[BFR]

Videodrome

 

'Dude, I know you're feeling jealous right now. Don't blame me because I have a sweet ass! I can't help it!'

[David Holden]

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I carry twenty-three great wounds all got in battle. Seventy-five men have I killed with my own hands in battle. I scatter, I burn my enemies' tents. I take away their flocks and herds. The Turks pay me a golden tresure, yet I am poor! Because *I* am a river to my people!

 

[Slartibartfast]

Lawrence of Arabia

 

" read my furry pink lips "

[David Holden]

Stuart Little

 

Is the colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

[chris blanc]

A Few Good Men

 

"Every time he goes outside, to go to school, to play...you'll have to ask yourself: Is today...Jimmy Shaker day?"

[Tall n Cool]

Ransom

 

"There are only two people I trust. One is me the other is not you"

 

 

[SteveP]

Con Air

 

"Charlie don't surf"

[Guest]

Apocalypse Now

 

"But you didn't say 'God Bless You' when I sneezed"

[David Holden]

Dogma!

 

Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, green grocerier, the butcher the baker, they didn't know. But the liquor store guy. He knew

[Guest]

'Who framed Roger Rabbit'

 

"There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door."