Schumacher won again :(

[Urchino]

Hall Mead his name Abdul Hameed you could write a book at about him !

[matrix]

Another thought on how to make F1 racing more intresting...

 

Give the pit crew super soakers to re-fuel the cars with during pit stops, the combination of highly inflamable liquid and white hot metal should make it more fun!!!! or

 

[matrix]

sorry sent message before completing....fool

 

 

Give Michael Schmacher one square of Ex-Lax chocolate for every point he is in the lead in the championship at the start of each race!!

[Badger]

SAN MARINO , May 22 (Reuters)

 

Ferrari Formula 1 Team have announced that they have fired their entire Pit Crew yesterday. The action followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British Government's Work For the Dole Scheme and hire unemployed youths from Liverpool. The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Scousers were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 6 seconds with just a pair of mole grips each. Whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high-tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Ferrari management. As most F1 races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari are seen to now have a massive advantage over every other team. Ferrari got more than they bargained for during the Scouse Crew's first practice session. Not only were they able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but within 12 seconds they had also resprayed, rebadged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren Team for four dozen cans of Special Brew, a gram of Coke and a quick shuffty at Coulthard's bird in the shower.

[Dan Sampford]

lol