Poll

[GHA EFM]

 

 

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[AFF]

Simon Martin?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Actually, there is something a bit sexy about the ballgirls at Wimbledon, but I'll choose cheerleaders.

 

We need some at City, though obviously we'd have to be choosy about who we pick. Current female fans are off the agenda for a start!!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

just get a load of rippers in from dallas that'll do nicely

[Colin Zeal EFM]

We could fly them in on Laz' Private Jet.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

CANV's private 747, Air Force CANV, would be roomier. I'll, er, fly the thing for you.

 

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[CANV EFM]

sure.. its yours just leave some in the tank ok

[GHA EFM]

Quote:

A Cheerleader with the Dallas Cowboys
4 66%

A Ballgirl at Wimbledon
1 16%

GHA
1 16%

I know that I didn't vote for myself. Hmmm.

AFF. What did you mean by 'Simon Martin?'

CANV. Leave some in the tank? I'll fill it up when I've finished, squire. It does run on liquid gold, yes?

[AFF]

Hi GHA.

 

Simon Martin always wins the polls on here because he was top-scorer last season.

 

Nothing to do with multiple voting or anything untoward, of course.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

GHA - a joke's never as funny when you have to explain it. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

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Actually, there is something a bit sexy about the ballgirls at Wimbledon, but I'll choose cheerleaders.

We need some at City, though obviously we'd have to be choosy about who we pick. Current female fans are off the agenda for a start!!

Most of the ball girls at Wimbledon are probably under 16, Zeal!

[CANV EFM]

i dont know to be honest i dont even know what side the filler cap is on.. i suggest you check first they are a real bast..d to turn round

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Quote:

Most of the ball girls at Wimbledon are probably under 16, Zeal!

Errr.. well, I meant the older ones obviously!

[GHA EFM]

Zeal. I thought AFF may have been assuming that my poll (with no title) was who should play up front for the Saints next season. The Dallas Cowboys are no good, nor the Wimbledon Ball Girls, and GHA's considering his options (Ru$hden apparently), so AFF went with the next best thing.

 

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[CANV EFM]

i think it goes from 16 straight to sue barker.. and that includes all the players..

[GHA EFM]

Quote:

i dont know to be honest i dont even know what side the filler cap is on.. i suggest you check first they are a real bast..d to turn round

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I'll pay someone to find out.

4998...

[AFF]

Hi Canv.

 

I thought that if you get the reverse thrust on the two port engines with forward gear on the starboard two, you can turn them on a metaphorical sixpence.

[CANV EFM]

reverse thrust>>!!! of course AFF does that work when its in the air?

[AFF]

Now I know you're being foolish, Canv.

 

747s don't re-fuel in mid-air. That's B52s and other military aurcraft. They have a pointy thing that comes out of the front bit and a tube connects from a flying petrol tanker just above.

 

 

[CANV EFM]

if harrison fords can refuel in mid air then so can mine you dont think i'd let some nonce like the president of the usa have a better plane than me do you..?