Love Agency

[Colin Zeal EFM]

 

Spotted this advert on my Hotmail account, for all you out there (YELLOW, Claire, Chubbster, GHA etc) who are trying to find lurve.

 

Bird in the pic looks pretty tasty too!!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

whats the matter with her eyes tho.. 15 min of those looking at you in a pub will be enough to freak you out

[Colin Zeal EFM]

 

You can have this one then, CANV!!

 

 

[CANV EFM]

much better

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Damn shame though, that if you should subscribe to this agency, you'd probably end up with some 40-year old mother-of-four from Romford who looks like a cross between Jo Brand and Ken Dodd.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Oi Zeal. Looking for love, am I??

 

Hardly.

 

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

I love you, GHA!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

I love you too, man.

 

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[pabird]

Have you read the Dune series of books Canv, She over exposed to the sand worms

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Wow. This beautiful. If only EFM Acid Trip were here now.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Oi Zeal. Are your walls melting as well?

[Sexy_Canvey_Chick]

Do you mean YELLOW ARMY 2003 and Grand High Aviator?? Who's Chubbster?? Are they all looking for love??

 

Sexy_Canvey_Chick xxxx

[GHA EFM]

Chubbster is Chubbhead, a user on the board.

 

I, for one, am not looking for love.

 

Necessarily.

 

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

Quote:

I, for one, am not looking for love.

 

He's just a young boy looking for a way to find love

It isn't easy, nothing you can say will help him find love

He's got to do it for himself

And it can take so long

He's just a young boy looking for a way to find love.

 

He doesn't need another helping hand from someone

But don't you think he doesn't understand what he wants; someone

Though independence means a lot

He's still got to be strong

He's just a young boy looking for a way to find love.

 

Find love, a perfect combination.

Find love, whatever you do.

Find love, a cause for celebration

And it might come looking

Come looking for you.

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

Oh my God, that was the first ever Paul McCartney solo song I ever bought! Admittedly it was the only one I've ever bought, and I later sold it to CD Warehouse, but still...

 

I'm not looking for lurrvvvvee. I've had enough of this 'crazy little thing called love'.Once bitten, twice shy and all that.

[EFM Trev]

Quote:

Are they all looking for love??

Sweet Jebus... Someone should look them all in a dark room with a tube of KY jelly and leave them to it. To many bloody hormones, if you ask me.

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Am I excluded from all this because I'm only looking for lust <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[FleetFanatic]

I'm free and single again!

Now I am free of the no good, lying, 2-faced cheating s**g!

 

Now show me the women.....

[Little Miss Urchin]

Tut tut tut. You shouldn't smoke you know - not good for you.

[Claire!]

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Spotted this advert on my Hotmail account, for all you out there (YELLOW, Claire, Chubbster, GHA etc) who are trying to find lurve.

Me? Looking for Love? you have gotta be joking! I aint into crap like that. just looking for fun mate! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />