Invisible's Return and Casting Aspersions!

[Halifax Lass]

Pabird, Big JR you know Invis will be back very very soon and will be trawling all the forums. (He won't go near Canvey if he knows what's good for him). <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

So what do you two go and do? Besmirch my unblemished character. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

 

You BJR:

 

"I'll have to get the Lass from Halifax onto this."

 

[color:"red"]Pardon! [/color]

 

"She knows the difference between:-

 

Young, (too fast and erratic !)

 

Older, (mature, considerate, experienced, men of the world..................................................)"

 

[color:"red"]Do I? I mean yes I do, errr..no I don't <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

 

And then you Pabird:

 

"Any time any where Lass"

 

[color:"red"] You were, of course, referring to an in depth discussion on politics!! [/color]

 

 

"Check with Halifax Lass reference U-U, although she appears to feel that a charmer of an old rascal yes but essential equipment lacks a starter button".

 

[color:"red"]No idea what you're on about pabird, I've never in my whole life been anywhere near uncle's equipment. (check on nose to make sure it's not grown) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

 

 

 

[Nette]

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[Urchino]

Just by saying it was Pabirds fought will do it !! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

I expect Invis's first job on return, will be to patrol the garden and INSPECT the nasturtiums !!

 

Oh Sorry ! You said Aspersions.

 

Same thing, I suppose !

[Halifax Lass]

Trust you BJR to be so flippant about this. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

For the past week I've behaved and not said anything that could be construed as controversial or flirtatious (well not on these forums anyway!!) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Then, as I said earlier, you and Pabird write rather defamatory posts about me!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

As we speak Invis is probably on his way to the airport. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Colin, Germany]

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As we speak Invis is probably on his way to the airport. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Has anyone arranged a welcoming party at the airport? I am sure he would like to return home to cheering crowds, as befits a man of his standing.

[Halifax Lass]

 

By the time I've driven down to Gatwick he will probably be back in Enfield!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

It is simply not true that the onset of senior years has drastic effects on the memory (or the senses)

I was making geographical and GMT references?

As for U-U take care of how close you fly to the flames

 

Lovely to have you back on a more regular basis

[Halifax Lass]

Dear pabird I've never been away. I've replied or put an answer on some of your posts and you've ignored me. I thought I'd upset you! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Lovely little answer which did a delightful swerve around other comment

now how does it go "sigh"

[Halifax Lass]

Parbird, I'm far too much of a lady to say anything about your age. Have I ever mentioned senile in relation to yourself? Others perhaps, but never you!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Class answer

What were we talking about?

[The Invisible Man]

Right, I'm back.

 

Now stop all this bickering, children!

 

I don't know, I can't leave you lot alone for one minute, can I?

 

Now to check out the garden...

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Children? Bickering? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

I have had a devastating week and all you can do is go and inspect the garden. Typical! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

"Garden" can be used as a euphemism, my dear! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Get ready for a thorough inspection! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

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"Garden" can be used as a euphemism, my dear! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Get ready for a thorough inspection! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

"euphemism"

Garden ? Any bushes in the garden ?

(Two days away and already, I'm back to my old form !)

[Halifax Lass]

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"Garden" can be used as a euphemism, my dear! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Get ready for a thorough inspection! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Oh right......I see!!

Well err the flower beds could definitely do with a hoe and the turf needs laying!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Nothing a good hose can't put right. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

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Pabird, Big JR you know Invis will be back very very soon and will be trawling all the forums. (He won't go near Canvey if he knows what's good for him). <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Canvey? I thought it was Hornchurch I wasn't allowed near? What have I ever done to in or around Canvey???

Fair point though, anyone who knows what's good for them doesn't go near Canvey!

[Halifax Lass]

I know your little game Invis. I can see straight through you. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

You've been sneaking over to Canvey incognito (so to speak)!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />