the REAL ssml

[Loose]

I love that. "The Club is like a rabbit caught in the headlights". What does that mean??

Its supposed to mean that we are scared shirtless and don't know what we are doing.

 

We don't know how to play ringers.

We don't make racist remarks.

We don't know how to start a fire.

We don't know how to fill a programme with schoolboy errors.

 

We know how to pay the rent though. Guess thats something.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - My guess is this will be Southill Alexander's one and only season at the Carlsberg Stadium and the Club will have to seek alternative accommodation next season if it doesn't fold, I'm sure you wouldn't be able to stomach another season in the Bedfordshire County League anyway playing at places like Riseley Sports

[Loose]

Rhodes, stick to lighting fires, you'll never make a mind reader or an oracle.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - So is Unc still bankrolling the Club, he hasn't posted on here for ages and appears to have disappeared into the night so my guess is that he isn't which leaves you and Sal to put your hands into your pockets.

[Loose]

Whats it got to do with you Rhodes? You can't even pay your rent, are you sure you are up to discussing high finance?

[yam yam]

Loosely - So is Unc still bankrolling the Club

 

 

nah Rhodes............you and the kids skint him out hanging around the ice rink.

[Darter]

It's funny isn't it, Cliff is clearly too important to go to these real non-league grounds. I recommend a visit to Renhold, where we had a lovely afternoon with hospitable, friendly people. I doubt if you'll find any of them making nearly 20,000 posts on a forum though, as they are too busy running a real football club.

[Loose]

Darter, its I-M-P-O-T-E-N-T, impotent. His doc tells him that he is impotent so Cliff decides that he is gonna act impotent.

[Darter]

That made me laugh out loud

[Rhodes]

Correct me if I'm wrong but Renhold United look as if they play in a public park, it might be alright in September but what about in December, January and February with no cover:

 

http://www.clubwebsite.co.uk/renholdutd/photo_gallery.pl

[Loose]

Cliffy, everyone is always correcting you for being wrong, it hasn't made a difference yet.

 

"More disliked than anyone outside Broadmoor". Yes, very apt.

[Darter]

I'll correct you - Renhold own their ground, they have a nice clubhouse, they sell snacks and hot drinks during the game and serve hot food after the match in the pub which adjoins their ground. True, they don't have a covered stand, but I think you could avoid getting too wet there.

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Be honest for once, what are you getting out of Southill Alexander apart from a lot of grief and expense, do you really want to spend every Saturday until April next year in headless chicken mode and driving hundreds of miles from Norfolk to Bedfordshire and back, presumably you also attend training during the week but what's it all for especially when winter sets in around early to mid November. What on earth is Wilshamstead, Sharnbrook or Blunham going to be like in January and February when you could be at home with your feet up with a glass of wine or at a match at a much higher level as a neutral.

[Darter]

Cliff, that's a very strange question for you to ask Loose. What do YOU get out of doing what you do? The difference for us at Southill is that our owners are working as a team with a common goal, even those who live in other countries. However, if I was trailing around on my own, as you are, I admit it wouldn't be much fun.

[ref off ref]

Think Rhodes is cut up coz SAFC gave him the boot.....paint whatever picture you want Cliff but you got dustied mate, reduced to writing a cheap programme, bog cleaning and turnstile attendant at Tik Tok, a true clown.

[Tommy]

real football people love football at any level park or stadium,safc have just started what do u expect for them to be put straight into ssml prem? It doesn't matter what we all say u are never gonna change but what i dont understand is that in person your a nice geezer just why have u gotta put everyone down for things as little as a crap matchday prog or a dodgy secreatary or owning their own club no matter what level people dream of owning their own club small or large and im sure that if u was apart of owning your own club you would be so proud i know i would,take a look at ktfc frank has took them from youth football up to ssml prem all by himself and some help from kevin that must be a big achievment i would of f**ked off years ago but frank obviously loves his own club that he's stuck in there and every week does what he can to make ktfc survive with just being satisfied thats its his club and enjoying it win or lose at step 8 or step 5,

Cliff i just dont understand isn't better to be liked than hated?

[The Doog is King]

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So is Unc still bankrolling the Club

 

UNQUOTE

 

Interesting. So are Southill Alexander being funded in any way by the bankrupt coward who used to borrow someones log in details to throw his weight on here?

[Loose]

You see how Cliff starts this crap off? He says whatever comes into his empty little head and the next thing; people like you are taken in by it. Its hardly worth answering since it would give him the pleasure of having another of his lies paid any attention. The only involvement Karl Williams has ever had with SAFC started and finished with him introducing us to the Chairman of Biggleswade Town. Thats it, Cliffy's Big Story over!

[Darter]

And this is why we have to keep posting on this forum - I am aware that other people say "just ignore Cliff, don't feed the troll", but if we don't have our say people will think that what Cliff is saying is true. If you want facts about our club, ask Loose or myself - he's Chairman, I'm Secretary.

[nellie]

Well said Darter....ignoring the troll doesnt work.....all that happens is the he keeps spreading the lies and untruths about anything and everyone associated with the various clubs he has been associated with in the past.

 

Well said Darter....ignoring the troll doesnt work.....all that happens is the he keeps spreading the lies and untruths about anything and everyone associated with the various clubs he has been associated with in the past.