who is.........

[yam yam]

the new manager of Tik Tok?

 

 

the Nigerian, the Bulgarian or the Pole looking for a job......

[Tiger007]

From my understanding:

 

its even money the GREAT ONE

 

Its 20-1 the present one,

 

but the pole is sneaking up the rail and is now 10-1 because after each match Mr Rhodes will provide the entertainment with the POLE. Where could we put our programmes...............I wonder.

 

or Mr Rhodes could LURE Hector the Lector from SM, but Javier still couldnt play.

[Rhodes]

I understand that Clement will be attending Tokyngton Manor's fixture at Harpenden Town tomorrow afternoon and if he likes what he sees then the job could well be his however he hasn't committed to anything thus far. An added incentive will obviously be Lee Scott joining the fold in another three or four weeks, Clement was a Father figure to Lee however no doubt Kentish Town will be claiming that Lee owes them a small fortune in fines and get him sine dined with the FA however they would have to prove it.

[Loose]

Can the Messiah still bring the dead back to life though?

[Tiger007]

I understand that Clement will be attending Tokyngton Manor's fixture at Harpenden Town tomorrow afternoon and if he likes what he sees then the job could well be his however he hasn't committed to anything thus far. An added incentive will obviously be Lee Scott joining the fold in another three or four weeks, Clement was a Father figure to Lee however no doubt Kentish Town will be claiming that Lee owes them a small fortune in fines and get him sine dined with the FA however they would have to prove it.

 

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww now that you mentioned it

[phoinex]

I am a head of you Tiger, Digging out the paperwork as we speak...... :coffee (2):

[Rhodes]

I expect the breaking news that Clement Temile will be at Harpenden Town v Tokyngton Manor tomorrow will automatically double or even treble the gate

[nellie]

Thats what I like to see .......... organisation and ahead of the game

[Loose]

Well if you pay to get in for a change they could even include you in the gate.

[Tiger007]

I hope they have plenty of red carpet lol

[Tiger007]

I expect the breaking news that Clement Temile will be at Harpenden Town v Tokyngton Manor tomorrow will automatically double or even treble the gate

 

why are you going rhodes, at your height you would count as two

[yam yam]

I expect the breaking news that Clement Temile will be at Harpenden Town v Tokyngton Manor tomorrow will automatically double or even treble the gate

 

shame it wasnt a home game..............4-6 would be good!

[Horace]

I expect the breaking news that Clement Temile will be at Harpenden Town v Tokyngton Manor tomorrow will automatically double or even treble the gate

 

Not a lot of Nigerians in Harpenden! Harpenden's average gate this season = 23. Predicted gate tomorrow = 19 !

[ref off ref]

LOL, if he likes what he sees, okay so that's the great one out of the running.

[Horace]

I expect the breaking news that Clement Temile will be at Harpenden Town v Tokyngton Manor tomorrow will automatically double or even treble the gate

 

Not a lot of Nigerians in Harpenden! Harpenden's average gate this season = 23. Predicted gate tomorrow = 19 !

 

I see even more people than I expected avoided the game! Gate = 12

[Tommy]

clement did go harpenden and cliff the stiff was right it did triple the gate from 4 to 12 but 8 of those was cliff and his 7 kids oh and nearly forgot his dog no sorry missus.

[Rhodes]

and his 7 kids oh and nearly forgot his dog no sorry missus.

Cue Keeps. I actually saw Clement this morning, we went to Church together and he's no longer bitter about what happened at Wellingborough, being a deeply religious person he forgives you and has said a prayer for you

[Horace]

and his 7 kids oh and nearly forgot his dog no sorry missus.

Cue Keeps. I actually saw Clement this morning, we went to Church together and he's no longer bitter about what happened at Wellingborough, being a deeply religious person he forgives you and has said a prayer for you

 

 

Has he got his UEFA "A" Licence to show you yet?

[Tommy]

thats so nice of him lol but dont make up for what he did i could be in prison right now for he's lying so im sure being such a religious man as he is that he's willing to lie to the police and would've lied in court if it got that far that god dont listen to him anymore.

[ref off ref]

Interview for the Tokynton Manor Manager's position, starring Cliff Rhodes and some poor bugger.

 

CLIFF. Welcome, so your interested in the vacant manager's job here at Tik Tok are you?

POOR BUGGER. Can I ask the audience please Cliff?

CLIFF. Let's be informal yeah, just call me Sir?

PB. B******s.

CLIFF. Okay, do you hold a licence, UEFA 'A', UEFA 'B' or U f****d up?

PB. Got a TV licence, will that do?

CLIFF. That's okay I guess, right let me read to you what is expected and then you can decide as to whether your interested in the post or not.

PB. But I'm not, I only popped out to get a pint of milk.

CLIFF. Well you're here now so let's get on with it.

Firstly you call me Sir at all times, if I get to like you then you may call me Cliff the Stiff but for now Sir will be fine.

You have to promise us relegation this season.

PB. Don't you mean promotion?

CLIFF. No, I'm not that ambitious.

Anyway, pay, you pay me £800 up front to cover the cost of when I cheated our club out of FA Vase money, you get you and your family to register to our website that doesn't work.

You paint faces on the corner flags so as to make it look as though our attendances are blooming.

You promise never to lose a game v Sport Benfica as I hate the taste of humble pie, and you never ever praise Southill Alexander.

If asked any questions you must lie at all times and you call all players Lee Scott so then people will think he signed for us.

Okay that's it then, I think I covered everything, if you have any questions then keep them to yourself as I always avoid answering them.

What do you think then?

Unbeknown to Cliffy the clown, poor bugger had since long gone.