Top 5 Non-League Gay Icons

[Colin Zeal EFM]

1. Lee Boylan - well, he seems to whip up the Canvey fans into a frenzy whenever anyone mentions his name

2. Robbie Williams - doesn't he play for some Northern monkey club??

3. David Beckham - ok, so he's off to AC Milan, but he'll doubtless finish his playing days at Congleton Town or somewhere similar

4. Gibbo - just extend that 'tache a bit, and he would have some great 'Swedish Gay Porno' handlebars

5. Grand High Aviator - hmmm... maybe 'Icon' is stretching the imagination a bit, but the rest of it is spot-on!!

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Didn't Justin Fashanu end up in the dregs of football?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

How about Uncle Urchin as in big cuddly Uncle?

[EFM's Librarian]

Wasn't Gary Ansell a hairdresser?

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

He certainly wasn't a footballer <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

How about Jeff Brazier - married to Jade Goody, that must be a marrige of convenience to hide something!

I'm thinking along the line of Barrymore and wife and Winton and Nell

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Hmmm... the one's you have chosen are all 'gay', whereas all the one's in my list are 'gay icons' - expect number 5 who is just gay, of course!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Oi Zeal? What's it like? To know you're gonna get stabbed, I mean.

 

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Thought you'd enjoy that one!!

 

 

[pabird]

How?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> He-heh - nice one!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

It's funny, Zeal, merely because of my legendary status in the eyes of women the world over...

 

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[Little Miss Urchin]

Hmmm....

 

You're in a little world of your own there, aren't you GHA?

[GHA EFM]

You don't know the half of it, LMU.

 

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[GHA EFM]

BTW Zeal, why am I only number 5? I'd expect top 3 at least!