The 'Rhodesworld Corner'

[Rhodes]

Loosely - Are you at a loose end today as you appear to be, what would you normally be doing at this time on a Saturday when Southill Alexander are playing. I'm surprised that you don't just have a day off today away from football rather than go to watch Biggleswade Town but I bet there is more to it than that, you're going to be seen and to rub shoulders with the great and the good at Step 4 level, I guarantee you will find your way into the Boardroom at some point during the afternoon.

[ref off ref]

Things will change from today, the people within a stones throw have been warned that if they are not at the game today then they will have no choice in future but to be made to watch on TV, BBC1, Rhodesenders, BBC2, Rhodes World, ITV, Rhodes at Ten, C4, Rhodes to Nowhere, C5 Me, Me, Me, and Sky Sports 1, Tik Tok v Who Gives a F**K.

Its a promise, not a threat.

[Loose]

Oh Rhodes, such a green eye, and to think, if only you weren't such a dick it could have been you enjoying the lavish hospitality at the Carlsberg.

 

"If only you weren't such a dick". Nah, impossible and well worth saying twice.

[Rhodes]

Fair enough but lets wait and see how you get on at 'the mighty' Riseley Sports next Saturday.

[Loose]

OOoo - good comeback Rhodes! Lets wait and see how you get on with Brache this afternoon first, by your reckoning it will be a mighty slaying by the Tik Tok Giants. Care to make a prediction? A convincing crushing or scraping a win?

[Rhodes]

Not at all, I will be more than happy with a 1-0 win from a disputed penalty three or four minutes into stoppage time, I have a lot of time for Brache Sparta and think they are a much better side than a lot of people give them credit for.

[Loose]

I see. So its very tight at the bottom of your table. Will there be a League Table in your programme today? Or is it competing for space with another word puzzle? Who did you steal this one from this week?

[ref off ref]

As this is Rhodesworld then anything is possible, his prediction would probably be 4-2 to Tik Tok at half time, final score 1-1 :cheesy (2):

[Rhodes]

Ref Off Ref - You seem to be a very immature individual, as I said you like to dish it out but as soon as I flag up a question mark against New Bradwell St Peter then you come out fighting. Why for example did the Club pull the plug on their Reserve Team this season as it would have been no real hardship or financial burden to keep it going with so many local fixtures, maybe that's a sign of the lack of ambition Steve Orchard was talking about when he walked out of the door.

[Loose]

Rhodes, you are being a bit wet again. You duck questions like its duck hunting season. Any League Table in the programme today? Crossword instead?

 

At what point in the season is a League Table important?

[Rhodes]

Loosely - If you must know Saturday 24 April 2010 will be the day the league table is most important, up until that final day of the campaign I may or may not include one in Tokyngton Manor's match programmes

[Willo the Cat]

Are there no toilets in this world cos there seems to be a lot of poo floating around.

 

And yes the mighty East Preston did beat Dover yesterday...............

[Rhodes]

Willo the Cat - It's a shame it had to end like that, 8-0 must have been a humiliation.

[yam yam]

Willo the Cat - It's a shame it had to end like that, 8-0 must have been a humiliation.

 

 

Not really...........getting kicked out of a national cup competition for cheating, now thats a humiliation

[ref off ref]

Rhodes, sorry but I cannot answer your question as to why we pulled the plug on our reserves this season, but feel free to ask our club Chairman, the answer you get might be f**k off and mind your own buisness but at least you will have your answer. As for being an immature individual, it takes a good teacher (YOU) to know his pupil well (MOIR).

[Willo the Cat]

Willo the Cat - It's a shame it had to end like that, 8-0 must have been a humiliation.

 

Nope.

 

I'm suprised you haven't been on the Dover web to watch the highlights. If you watch realy carefully you can see the cat in the dug out