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The 'Rhodesworld Corner'

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yam yam Newbie

yam yam

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Please enter your name if you feel you deserve the punishment of being banished to the corner

 

Football Man, having a diploma in subject of 'Rhodesworld' will decree if you deserve to be 'cornered'

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Loose Newbie

Loose

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I worry that this could backfire. There are no straight lines in RhodesWorld.

 

How do we locate the corner?

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Rhodes Grand Master

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Loosely - You and Keeps must be getting desparate, him for starting this silly thread and you for your poor banter. I think you should be more concerned about Southill Alexander's plight this season, reality has hit you hard hasn't it having gone into this season with your eyes wide shut, a bit like in the film of the same name when Tom Cruise is caught like a rabbit in the headlights in the house of sin and asked to take his clothes off.

What will you be doing with your day off tomorrow out of interest as I don't believe you have a game, why not come down to watch Tokyngton Manor v Brache Sparta Community.

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Loose Newbie

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Yeah, a beer-ology!

 

And I've worked damned hard to get it!

How does this help us though?

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ref off ref Newbie

ref off ref

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Loose, don't be tempted to go and watch Tokynton, Rhodes only wants you there so you can help double their attendance, mind you rumour has it that he's now that desperate he may include the Ref and his 2 assistants in the attendance count.

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Loose Newbie

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He already includes both sets of club officials word has it.

 

No need to worry, I'm going to watch our hosts tomorrow, there'll come a time when Rhodes and I "bump" into each other but it won't be this weekend.

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He'll be so disappointed to hear that, oh well, official crowd figure tomorrow should be 26, a new record for Tik Tok, f**k me gates locked at 2pm then, mind you the 26 count will be made up of 3 officials, 5 subs each team, 4 corner flags and 2 on the halfway line, then Rhodes the gateman, Rhodes the programme seller, Rhodes the car park attendant, Rhodes the tea and coffee maker, Rhodes the urinal cleaner, Rhodes the mascot and finally Rhodes, the complete and utter clown, as for the Brache fans, like Lee Scott they thought they were playing at a Premier League clubs ground and went to White Hart Lane instead.

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Rhodes Grand Master

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PRESS RELEASE

7 FEBRUARY 2006

 

HARINGEY BOROUGH FOOTBALL CLUB ARE DELIGHTED TO ANNOUNCE THE RECENT APPOINTMENT OF FORMER NIGERIAN INTERNATIONAL PLAYER CLEMENT TEMILE AS THEIR ASSISTANT RESERVE TEAM COACH. CLEMENT HAS A CV AS LONG AS YOUR ARM AND BOROUGH ARE PATTING THEMSELVES ON THE BACK AT HAVING PERSUADED CLEMENT TO JOIN THE CLUB IN THEIR HOUR OF NEED WITH BOTH THE RESERVE AND FIRST TEAM SIDES BOTTOM OF THEIR RESPECTIVE LEAGUES.

 

CLEMENT PLAYED FOR THE NIGERIA NATIONAL TEAM FROM 1984 TO 1990 AND TOOK PART IN THE AFRICAN CUP OF NATIONS FINAL IN 1984 IN FRONT OF A HOSTILE 50,000 CROWD IN THE IVORY COAST WINNING THE GOLDEN BOOT AS TOP SCORER IN THE TOURNAMENT, A WONDERFUL ACHIEVEMENT.

CLEMENT ALSO HAS TWO SONS WHO PLAY AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL, OMONIGO HAS FOLLOWED IN HIS FATHERS FOOTSTEPS AND ALREADY PLAYS FOR THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL SIDE.

 

HARINGEY BOROUGH CHAIRMAN AKI ACHILLEA SAID “IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT OUR CLUB’S POTENTIAL THAT WE CAN ATTRACT INDIVIDUAL’S SUCH AS MR TEMILE TO THE FOOTBALL CLUB AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO WORK HARD TO CREATE A BETTER SPORTING ENVIRONMENT FOR THE PEOPLE OF HARINGEY”.

 

CLUB SECRETARY JOHN BACON STATED THAT “IT IS A GREAT HONOUR TO WORK WITH CLEMENT AND HE HAS HIT THE GROUND RUNNING IN TERMS OF HAVING THE RESERVE TEAM SQUAD EATING OUT OF HIS HAND. CLEMENT WAS THE BOYHOOD HERO OF ONE OF OUR PLAYERS ABU UMAR AND NOW HE IS COACHING HIM SHOWING THAT NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE IN THE BEAUTIFUL GAME”.

 

IT IS A STANDING JOKE AT THE CLUB THAT CLEMENT MISTOOK THE GATES OF COLES PARK FOR BILL NICHOLSON WAY HALF A MILE DOWN WHITE HART LANE AND THE HOME OF OUR ILLUSTRIOUS NEIGHBOURS HOWEVER THE GREAT MAN ASSURES US THAT THIS IS NOT THE CASE.

Ref Off Ref - Your post reminded me of when Clement Temile turned up on Haringey Borough's doorstep so I've taken the liberty of dusting off the Press Release as it looks as if I will need to use an amended version in the next week or two if he decides to take the reins of Tokyngton Manor.

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Father, Forgive me as I have sinned.

 

I admited to want to live in Rhodesworld and now I have been banished to the corner by the Anorak wearing groundhopper that is Sjj.

 

Oh well at least in here East Preston will beat Dover tomorrow :signthankspin:

 

(PS Skybet have us at 14/1 to win - think someone missed a couple of zeroes off)

 

That's fantasically poor odds Willo - do Skybet know something you don't. :discobanana:

 

Good luck and enjoy the day.

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They obviously know that Willo is rub-a-dub!
:cheesy (2): Someone has to make the bench look nice :bootyshake:

 

 

Willo The Bench.....Good Luck today, Give em hell.

 

By the way, I thought allthe rooms in Rhodesworld were padded :icon22:

 

I hope you all settled in now. :snack:

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Sorry to say but the most important game today in Rhodesworld is Tik Tok v Brache Sparta, and you'd be a fool to miss it (I'm defo gonna be a fool), gates locked at 2pm due to the overcrowding, programmes from the first game of the season v New Bradwell still for sale, within a crossword where all the answers are....Rhodes, if that's not enough you'll get to see Rhodes the gateman, Rhodes the car park attendant, Rhodes the centre forward, how could anyone stay away, massive game, easy 3 points for Tik Tok, but don't worry about there being no league table to look up, if Brache do get an unlikely win then Tik Tok will be very close to Brache at the bottom, but league tables are unimportant, they are a total mis-guide, they are irrespective, all that matters in the Rhodesworld is....Rhodes.

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Loose Newbie

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Its very tempting but I'm still going to stick with Biggleswade Town this afternoon. Rhodesworld the movie will have to wait for another day. Is there anything to the theory that its Rhodes that puts off all the crowds?

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