New Chants (all ideas welcome)

[Don Juan DeMarcus]

Right after the Hemel game it became clear that we need some new chants for new players, please put ideas here and we'll discuss..

 

My ideas today.

 

He's here he's there hes fu**ing/ flipping/bloody everywhere Steve Sincvlair Steve Sinclair

 

And something with Madness' 'Our House' for NHB.

 

Lets get some new ones for tuesday!

[GarySTFC]

Steve Sinclair, Steve Sinclair running down the wing (as used for Danny Steer years ago)

 

Dont'cha wish your midfield had Robbie Kean - Still think that would be funny.

Kean-o, there's only one Kean-o

 

Still missed some classic old tunes from yesterday's chants:

You Are My Slough Town

Parklife

 

Bowden-Haase, in the middle of defence - Opening line for the Madness song?

[HorshamRebel]

How about this one for Tuesday.

 

We're not Hemel

We're not Hemel

YOU are

Give us an S... etc

Edited September 13, 2009 by HorshamRebel

[Tom]

To the tune of Black Betty, and shamelessly stolen from Fulham's Hangeland chant:

 

"Oh Big Nathan(Bowden-Hasse), Whoah big Nathan(Bowden-Hasse), He jumps so high (Bowden-Hasse), He's so rock steady (Bowden-Hasse), Oh Big Nathan(Bowden-Hasse), Whoah big Nathan(Bowden-Hasse)."

[GarySTFC]

Tom - Class.

 

Plenty of ideas at http://www.fanchants.com with the tune to listen to as well.

 

EIEIEIO up the Southern League we go,

When we get promotion,

This is what we'll sing,

We are Rebels,

We are Rebels,

Stevie Bateman's king.

 

Chim Chimeney,

Chim chimeney,

Chim chim cheroo.

We are the Rebels in amber and blue.

[Martin]

That is too good Tom. I am now wandering round the house signing that to myself. Will have to try and roll that out on Tuesday.

[GarySTFC]

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nathan Bowden-Haase, Bowden-Haase

Nathan Bowden-Haase

(To The Tune Of KC & The Sunshine Band's Baby Give It Up)

 

How about?

 

Chim Chimeney,

Chim chimeney,

Chim chim cheroo.

We've got Roy Gumbs and he's gonna get you.

[Tom]

To the tune of Pussycat Dolls' Don't Cha:

 

"Don't cha wish your midfield had Tyron Sealey! Don't Cha!"

 

Or

 

"Don't cha wish your defence had Simon Sweeney! Don't Cha!"

[Rebel Kay]

To the tune of Pussycat Dolls' Don't Cha:

 

"Don't cha wish your midfield had Tyron Sealey! Don't Cha!"

 

Or

 

"Don't cha wish your defence had Simon Sweeney! Don't Cha!"

[Rebel Kay]

How about Jesus Christ, Superstar when Tommy Hayes scores.

[Tom]

Got another, been a busy day as you can tell.

 

For Tommy Hayes we could do the hand claps at the beginning of the Car Wash song by Rose Royce.

 

*Clap* *Clap* *ClapClapClapClapClap* JESUS!

*Clap* *Clap* *ClapClapClapClapClap* JESUS!

*Clap* *Clap* *ClapClapClapClapClap* JESUS!

[GarySTFC]

Turned down Windsor to play for Slough, Martin, Martin

Scoring for the Rebels now, Martin, Martin

Leads the line with his ginger hair, but he's so good so we don't care,

Simon Martin Slough Town's number nine.

(To this tune:

)

 

Any more? More to the point, anyone brave enough to start them off....

[GarySTFC]

The Simon Martin song will catch on!

[charlie]

For those of you who missed us on Saturday - we came up with a new one for Craig O'Connor -

 

To the tune of Johnny Cash's Ring Of Fire:

 

And he scores, scores, scores, Craig O'Connor, Craig O'Connor

 

der der der derder der der derrrrrr.....

 

It also works when substituting the word "scores" eg

 

and he runs, runs, runs...

 

and he's subbed, subbed, subbed...

 

anad he's off, off, off...

[Guest rebel rebel]

First we were afraid, we were petrified

Wilko, Betts and Derek Sweetman could not field a side

 

But then Steve Bateman came along

and he made our players strong

He brought a new side

and now we hold our heads up high

 

With Bowden-Hasse

and Edwards too

We've got the best defence in the league

We don't let the opposition shoot

 

We should have stayed in the South & West

But now found the Mid-err-lands is best

 

(Now someone clever finish it off)

[GarySTFC]

Their defending is truly frightful

But his finishing is delightful

Scoring over again and again

Buchanan, Buchanan, Buchanan

 

(To the tune Let It Snow)

[Sue]

After a bad day Saturday and a S****Y day here at the hospital today, all I can imagine is you lot singing these songs especially you Gary, it has really made me smile

 

Thanks Guys and well done with the ideas looking forward to hearing them