Time To Hit Back At Society!!! The Chap.

[GazzaBTFC]

Society has become sick with some nameless malady of the soul. We have become the playthings of corporations intent on converting our world into a gargantuan shopping precinct. Pleasantness and civility are being discarded as the worthless ephemera of a bygone age - an age when men doffed their hats to the ladies, and small children could be counted upon to mind one's Jack Russell while one took a mild and bitter in the local hostelry.

 

Instead, we live in a world where children are huge hooded creatures lurking in the shadows; the local hostelry has been taken over by a large chain that specialises in chilled lager, whose principal function is to aggravate the nervous system. Needless to say, the Jack Russell is no longer there upon one's return.

 

The Chap proposes to take a stand against this culture of vulgarity. We must show our children that the things worth fighting for are not the latest plastic plimsolls but a shiny pair of brogues. We must wean them off their alcopops and teach them how to mix martinis. Let the young not be ashamed of their flabby paunches, which they try to hide in their nylon tracksuits - we shall show them how a well-tailored suit can disguise the most ruined of bodies. Finally, let us capitalise on youth's love of peculiar argot

[BlueGate Alan]

My son has done a documentary on Chaps and Chapettes Gazza, went to a club in London to film it.

[GazzaBTFC]

There is a documentary!!???

 

It should be essential veiwing.

[BlueGate Alan]

My son and his group made it whilst at Uni, The One Show wanted to buy it but their tutor is putting it up for some TV Awards first I believe. Have seen it and certainly very refined there.