Following in Officials Footsteps

[Halifax Lass]

I have booked myself into a rehab centre for the week-end. This is a last ditch attempt to wean myself off the 'forum'. My addiction brought me to an all time low this week when I found myself in a 'forum' induced psychosis (no wonder my son reads it in the bathroom)!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

I have drifted between fantasy and reality till I can take no more....the answer....Cold Turkey. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

This er establishment has NO INTERNET ACCESS!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

All excursions are to accompanied to ensure there is no sneaking off to local dealers - cyber cafe or Learn Direct Centres. Furthermore I shall be made to attend MCT (Merseyside Club Therapy) and force fed copious amounts of alcohol to ensure that all traces of the forum have been eradicated from my memory. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

 

I shall return cleansed...a new woman...or man!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[pabird]

Enjoy

[Halifax Lass]

Thanks pabird. It's nice to have you back in the pub. Have a good weekend yourself.

 

Oh no I'm going to be late for work AGAIN!

 

 

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

so we'll see you next week then Lass.....!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

This is reality.

 

The world is imaginary. Someone really warped made it up.

[Nette]

Invis if you think this is reality, you also need counseling, would you like me to point you in the right direction.

[Urchino]

Cor If this isn't reality then santa claus isn't either

[Little Miss Urchin]

Sshhh...

 

The EFM lot don't know that yet. Don't go breaking their little hearts Urchino! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Quote:

Invis if you think this is reality, you also need counseling, would you like me to point you in the right direction.

I already have an excellent therapist, thank you. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

(There, see, a nice polite exchange with Urchinette with no smut or innuendo.) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Makes a change !!

[Halifax Lass]

 

You're a fast learner honey! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

As for you Uncle Urchin you'll just have to wait and see. Depends how good the cure is and how long it takes me to get over it! I might not be myself for a long time. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

it won't last to long.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

What...... Invisible's good behaviour or my hangover? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

Whoops I meant to say cure. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Don't talk about hangovers.

I was actually suffering this morning.

Went out with a mate yesterday afternoon, then continued in the garden - Fell asleep - Woke up and carried on !

 

Why do we do it.

 

Farm Place Rehab not far from me, as recommended by J Davidon, Lass !

[The Invisible Man]

Quote:

What...... Invisible's good behaviour or my hangover? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

So little faith!

(adopts customary expression of wide-eyed innocence)

[Nette]

Well you don't fool me Invis <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

You'll see, I'll surprise you all. Ye of little faith.

 

I've forgotten what I'm supposed to have done this time anyway! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Big J R]

Well, you surprised me !!!!!!!!!!!!