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Jenko

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After the amount I put away last night I can't believe I haven't got a hangover....so here goes:

 

Coup = turned up late and f**ked off early...total c**tchops! But his daughter is fit chloenurse and his son is gay bootyshake !

 

Hookey = Smaller and ugly than I could ever have imagined... freak And next time don't call me asking what a MILF is when she is sitting opposite me! grin

 

Neutral Fan = Ginger but quaity banter, good to meet you mate, had a good chat... discussion

 

UM = Sudoko is all I'm saying..... grin

 

Westy = A pleasure mate, top bloke.... applause

 

Bemused = Funny bloke and a man of many faces...so why you chose the fat, ugly one is a mystery... grin

 

Wader = Top bloke. Remember you at Hornchurch and you were quality to us at Eton Manor. Cheers... bow

 

TBG = Should you be out at your age? drinkies

 

Who was the guy who turned up late? Groundhopper? Nice bloke, very funny.

 

And finally......

 

Rhodes = Legend....how the f**k you ever wound me up is shocking. I take my hat off to you..... bow

 

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LOL, the first thing you said to me was "you aint that small", I nearly fell in the Thames laughing. laugh

 

Good to finally meet though ya ugly Welsh kent. grinarse

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UM when you lifted up your top Westy commenetd that it looked like a game of Sudoko! grin

 

Hookey you blinded me with that pot of gold you carry around with ya! grin

I think the exact comment was.....'you're not as small as I thought...but much uglier!'..... biglaugh

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UM when you lifted up your top Westy commenetd that it looked like a game of Sudoko! grin

Hookey you blinded me with that pot of gold you carry around with ya! grin
I think the exact comment was.....'you're not as small as I thought...but much uglier!'..... biglaugh


Can't argue with that! grin
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UM when you lifted up your top Westy commenetd that it looked like a game of Sudoko! grin

Hookey you blinded me with that pot of gold you carry around with ya! grin
I think the exact comment was.....'you're not as small as I thought...but much uglier!'..... biglaugh


Can't argue with that! grin




the MILF thought you were cute Hookey, she wanted to take you home












































so the cats had something to play with
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I hate cats. They crap in my garden and eat the birds.

 

What is this, open season on Hookey? First Coup, then Jenko, now you!!! gotcha1

 

 

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The sudoku line was the funniest of the night methinks..



probably the only one you can remember!
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Originally Posted By: Jenko
After the amount I put away last night I can't believe I haven't got a hangover....so here goes:

Coup = turned up late and f**ked off early...total c**tchops! But his daughter is fit chloenurse and his son is gay bootyshake !

Hookey = Smaller and ugly than I could ever have imagined... freak And next time don't call me asking what a MILF is when she is sitting opposite me! grin

Neutral Fan = Ginger but quaity banter, good to meet you mate, had a good chat... discussion

UM = Sudoko is all I'm saying..... grin

Westy = A pleasure mate, top bloke.... applause

Bemused = Funny bloke and a man of many faces...so why you chose the fat, ugly one is a mystery... grin

Wader = Top bloke. Remember you at Hornchurch and you were quality to us at Eton Manor. Cheers... bow

TBG = Should you be out at your age? drinkies

Who was the guy who turned up late? Groundhopper? Nice bloke, very funny.

And finally......

Rhodes = Legend....how the f**k you ever wound me up is shocking. I take my hat off to you..... bow


Did Matron actually KNOW he was out and about ??

chloenurse

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