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A saints fan parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a huge 18 wheel truck comes flying along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. Distraught, the fan grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the cop has a chance to ask any questions, the fan starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful red Porsche is ruined.

No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After the fan finally stops ranting and raving, the policeman shakes his head in complete disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody saints fans are," he says, "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the rep. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your left arm was torn off when the truck hit you?"

The fan looks down in absolute horror.

 

"F***ing hell!" he screams, "Where's my Rolex?"

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