Some.......

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

light reading from the Unoffical Newcastle fan site...

 

It's a funny read (Dont go all political on my Rich)

 

http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/FORUM/...mp;pageNumber=1

[Kaiser Jnr]

Hahahahaha that is top draw!

 

"I look at her p*ssy. Bulldog had ruined it. It was huge and stretched out of shape like she had just given birth. I could have stuck my whole hand in her c*nnt and flipped a coin!! "

 

Hahahahahaha!

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

That line cracked me up, I dont know if it's true...but definately a good yarn either way..!!

[Hookey]

I'm sitting here in a crowded office with tears rolling down my cheeks, trying to catch my breath with involuntary noises emitting through clenched teeth. People are looking at me wondering what the f**k is up with him.

 

That is the funniest thing I've read in years and is deffo going on an email chain!!!

[GAFFA1]

PMSL

[Talk_Is_Cheap]

Glad you enjoyed it Hookey, I hoped it would cheer a few peoples day up..!!

[Beachboys]

Fecking classic !

[yam yam]

Originally Posted By: CRFC BOSS

Fecking classic !

sounds a bit UMish

[Groyney]

I read as far as 'corn!' then had to stop as it brought back some memories.

[NotTheRealSteveWest]

sick, but fekkin funny!

[Boywonder]

That has just made my day and all my future day's untill the day i have my first kid then every day after that untill i die.

 

If anyone can get better than that please please share... but i would not hold my breathe.

 

Thank you Talk_Is_Cheap and godbless BULLDOG!!!!!!!!

[compaq7500]

Top draw what a legend lol

[The Boy's come Home!]

Thats bloody brilliant lol! Bulldong pmsl, quality!

[onebreast]

best thing i have ever read !