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Yet Another Attempt At Humour From Hornchurch


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Thing's you will hear said in St Alban's:

 

[*]Hey love where's me sideburn trimmer.

[*]Oh I couldn't .... Oh what the hell she's nearly sixteen.

[*]I just couldn't find a thing in pound streatcher today

[*]Hey ... here's an episode of Son's & Daughters we have not seen

[*]Hey Dave .... I think those shorts should be a bit longer

[*]Well, I've had a right skin full. That's me lot cos I'm driving

 

I think it was an attempt at humour, anyway. It's just I can't find it...

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The Simpsons. Big tough EFM watching a kids program. cor were all shytin are selfs. You aint even seen my face so dunno where you got that from. i aint even heard of Bill Hicks so he cant be funny. the only funny thing is this thread. Is this to insulting cos if so you can always delete it.

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The Simpsons - a kids' program? I don't think so.

Your face. You come from Hornchurch. It's gotta be pretty funny.

You haven't heard of Bill Hicks so he can't be funny? You idiot. You absolute idiot. You haven't heard of someone so he can't be funny. That makes a lot of sense, that does. I'd never heard of LeBron James until a couple of days ago, but that didn't mean he couldn't have been good at basketball.

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agreed at lazy...i dont 'do' the hornchurch forum, its so 2 years ago..i dont do the jokes forum tho im sure there is some good stuff on there.. i very occasionaly visit the pub but only to see how big the word association thread is (i thought you were going to trash that C.Z?) in fact i only do canvey and this one and billericay every now and then

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You have to believe they have a smattering of humour otherwise how do you explain

 

1. They claim to be a top club

2. There is no bar sit-down area for visitng fans

3. As a group they listen to and are instructed in how to act by a childrens entertainer called Uncle,Official or what!ever name he chooses for the day

 

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My face aint as funny as all those ugly mugs that walk round St all bins. Who said i was from Hornchurch any way you muppet, just cos i support em dont mean i live there. The simpsons is a kids program dunno where you been for the last 10 years. I know all the funny people and faces and Bill Hicks aint one of them. But Your face is.

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Jebus - I know I've been away from this board for a while, but who the frig ARE these people? And where the hell is "Hornchurch" anyway? Have we got to go there next year? Isn't the fact that we've got to go to a place called f**king "Hornchurch" a good enough reason to be applying to join the Doc Martens? I know that being in the Ryman Prem is embarrassing, but is clearly a bridge (or indeed a church) too far.

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