YIDARMY Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 I heard my name coach your the best coach in the Esl don't worry about certain people who could not even lace your boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightweight Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Well lets face it fatty couldn't do that either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: Lightweight Well lets face it fatty couldn't do that either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry No.14 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Ladies and Gents...........the ESL forum is a blatant banter battlefield!!! The banter is often rubbish but entertaining none the less........I have abused people lyrically for the past 4-5 years on here. Enfield Town Fans, AFC Hornchurch Fans, Waltham Abbey Fans, Teammates, Club officials and the list goes on but I can honestly say if I met Enrico again I would shake his hairy hand because its just a FORUM!!! Jenko, CRFC Boss, Uncle Urchin and loads other on the forum have given me a ridiculous amount of abuse over the years about my muscular physique, 100% crossing accuracy and love of a subs bench!! I have been fortunate enough to meet them all in the person and the conversations were always pleasant and light hearted (The abuse followed once we all went back online). I do not use the FORUM to make friends.........just stir trouble and respond to ridiculous posts which are probably in response to something equally stupid posted by myself!!! I HATE YOU ALL ON THE FORUM but in reality we all know that is not the case. xxxxxxxxxx ps. Jenko is a t w at and Smallsy has never been the King of Banter it has always been me the original BURNHAMno1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YIDARMY Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 what has jenko put on weight these days , well he has been out of football for a while no job offers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Triggs Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: Jerry No.14 Ladies and Gents...........the ESL forum is a blatant banter battlefield!!! The banter is often rubbish but entertaining none the less........I have abused people lyrically for the past 4-5 years on here. Enfield Town Fans, AFC Hornchurch Fans, Waltham Abbey Fans, Teammates, Club officials and the list goes on but I can honestly say if I met Enrico again I would shake his hairy hand because its just a FORUM!!! Jenko, CRFC Boss, Uncle Urchin and loads other on the forum have given me a ridiculous amount of abuse over the years about my muscular physique, 100% crossing accuracy and love of a subs bench!! I have been fortunate enough to meet them all in the person and the conversations were always pleasant and light hearted (The abuse followed once we all went back online). I do not use the FORUM to make friends.........just stir trouble and respond to ridiculous posts which are probably in response to something equally stupid posted by myself!!! I HATE YOU ALL ON THE FORUM but in reality we all know that is not the case. xxxxxxxxxx ps. Jenko is a t w at and Smallsy has never been the King of Banter it has always been me the original BURNHAMno1 Mario, i have seen ure muscular physique and i think if you turned sideways and poked ure tounge out ured look like a zip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JP21 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: coach et 64 CRFC,if someone applies for a job in real life and give false details in his application,said application will be dismissed and he could be legally prosecuted for it,especially if you apply to a public admininistration.The lesson i wanted to give to this individual is to be honest and not to live in a cucko land,because soon or later those lies will come back to bite you.I'm sure he learned that. Right. Everyone else seems to be putting their views accross (most interesting and true actually) so I'll go with mine. Firstly, the CV posted on here was mine. It was written over 2 years ago, however, it is - entirely, true. I don't want to go off on one but to cut a very long story short I joined Hullbridge, had a great time at the Club and really felt sad to leave...I did a good job (ET you know that) and purely left due to being disillusioned about finding out about our new assistant manager via this very forum. And the countless texts, emails etc asking me why the hell I want to be associated with the Hullbridge Manager. When I left I was gracious and offered ET my hand which he took and everything was fine until one day he randomly critisied me as a coach, que 18 months of bitchiness and pointless arguments on here that I'm quite frankly embarrassed to have been involved with. However, Enrico's 'banter' on here has gone from being funny in a wacky kind of lovable way to downright spiteful. He has so many run ins with people on here it is unreal, his PR is zero and he is potentially the most hated man in Essex football. That genuinly saddens me because the guy gave me a chance in Essex Senior League football. Posting my CV on here (and one that was 2 years old) really crossed the mark. I told him this in 3 PM's that he ignored and via text. Him doing it not only shows how unbelievably unprofessional he is but how morally lacking the man is. He is incapable of admitting he is wrong and see's nothing but his own ego in front of him. He will probably bitch back at this or tell you all something about me that he knows because he thinks it proves him right and makes him look good. The CV posting was an absolute joke and he should be ashamed of himself, it taught me nothing (other than that he knows no bounds) as the CV was entirely true...I can get written confirmation of that from all those mentioned on the CV...and I can be quoted on that. Those that know me on here know I'm honest and don't pee about with that sort of crap. Sorry for the novel, I've just had enough of Coachie's attitude, it's a joke. The CV post was an unbelievable breach of confidentiality and totally abused his own authority at Hullbridge. Amazingly, they seem happy to let that go. Lastly, this forum is great. Some top banter and I've met some top people through here. Don't let it die just because one man constantly takes it too far and the whirlwind of that gets out of control. P.S BITE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatsthepoint Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 JP21 then I came along and gave you an opportunity which many wouldnt know about, but choose to slag me aswell, it seems empty vessels make the most noise, Coachie has made a prat of himself and so have many others having a rant but we are all good people that enjoy there footie many 24/7 others not so much, but to get abuse for having an opinion and to get banned is wrong, regardless of what Uncle Urchin claims. OK I enjoy the banter as much as most on here but with limit qualifications in English, take the P!SS out of me, for giving something back to youth and the future, Im was your man at RFC, but now having limited time I put this into our goalkeeping school. So think on many decide not to post and then drop away, let the freedom of speech be heard and respected as an opinion, thats progression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smallsy Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 there are more hormones on here then a 15 year old girls sleepover (put your semi away jenko you filth bag). the banter has dried up because high standards were set in the hornchurch days. who cares? there is more to life then this forum. take me for example.... i'm in love. we cuddle loads and watch wicked tv programmes like 24. make love not war fellas. jenko, coachie, jp21(by his own admission i add), yid army and a couple of others need to go rent some serious porn and give themselves a good 4/5 ejaculations. i personally find the mods as little hitlers. i have been banned from my work pc and cannot get back on. the reason why i do not know. the length of time? i do not know. probably for the best. the mods need to communicate what they are doing with the users. i say do not ban anyone. the more anonymous posters there are the more banter there is. THERE IS ONLY ONE KING OF BANTER...LONG LIVE THE KING goodbye forum love BN1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JP21 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 When did I slag you off Jon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitch Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Lost to the furry triangle...Smallsy, i remember him well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatsthepoint Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Jack, you didnt, I was meaning many slag me off that wouldnt know the opportunities that were given. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightweight Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: chancer Jack, you didnt, I was meaning many slag me off that wouldnt know the opportunities that were given. Shut up you c0ck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatsthepoint Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 thats nice coming fom the bloke I gave the job of turnstyle operator to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantos Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: chancer thats nice coming fom the bloke I gave the job of turnstyle operator to Are you Romfords answer to Alan Sugar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightweight Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: smallsy take me for example.... i'm in love. we cuddle loads and watch wicked tv programmes like 24. make love not war fellas. At this point I would like to say that I think you have been emasculated, but I know it will be pointless as you will now be cuddled up with a cup coco watching a dvd of the bridges of madison county! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightweight Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Originally Posted By: chancer thats nice coming fom the bloke I gave the job of turnstyle operator to Bollox! I got that job on my own merits.... plus no one else was mug enough to do it. You have always been jealous of the way I can work the attendance of a match! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatsthepoint Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 thats for sure, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Seeing as this is one big gay love in I want to say something else!!! YidArmy that has to be the worse banter I have heard about me. How do you know what offers I've had? Unlike your hero Fattie I choose to keep certain things to myself. Smallsy are you really banned? Just adding to what JP said, I think the way Enrico has gone about abusing him on here is disgusting. Posting that CV was shocking. However Enrico unlike your lies about the supposed qualifications you have, what JP had on his CV is true and I know that to be fact because I know some of the people on the CV. And to think I had so much respect for you and the job you were doing at Hullbridge, a sentiment I told you on here and in person! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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