I don't like Sundays

[The Invisible Man]

Well that proves that there is no connection me and Urchinette, urchinettes in general, Essex girls real or honorary, or anything else to do with whatever the subject is, was, may be or might have been.

 

Right, so with my innocence clearly demonstrated, if all days are the same, I bloody hope they're not all like Mondays!

[Uncle Urchin]

'thou protesteth to much'........!!

 

you can make the same 7 days anyday you want....its all in the mind.....

 

mine are all Fridays.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

OK I'll take Saturday then. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

 

Oh Invisible, what can I say to make amends? I should have realised what an honourable type of guy you are. Guess sorry isn't good enough after I've called into question your character.

 

Please,please don't 'send me to Coventry' say you'll forgive me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

(Leicester's OK though <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />)

[The Invisible Man]

To be fair I think anything's better than Coventry! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

 

Centre Parks miht be more fun than the service station though. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

 

And what do I do there? Mow the grass and wash everyones car!

 

Guess I've really gone and blown it. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

 

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[The Invisible Man]

No. I'll think of something.

 

Trust me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />

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[Halifax Lass]

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No. I'll think of something.

Trust me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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It's trusting you that's got me into this pickle!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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[The Invisible Man]

Hmmmm, pickle, now there's a thought... is that instead of the yoghurt or as well as?

[Halifax Lass]

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Hmmmm, pickle, now there's a thought... is that instead of the yoghurt or as well as?

Depends on how much time we've got!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

As long as it takes, babe!

 

I suppose the sandwich spread grade of pickle would be better?

[Halifax Lass]

Honey!!! Now there's an idea. Did you know it has antiseptic properties?

 

Is this impromptu dig of yours likely to take place soon? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

I'd better rub some on my ear then.

 

If I knew when it was, it wouldn't be impromptu, would it?

 

But actually, yes. And it's in the midlands.. well north of the Thames and definitely west of the Lee. Nowhere near Essex.

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Oh not near Northampton again!!!! What's wrong with Worcester or Kidderminster? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

OK they sound much nicer.

 

I'll dig anywhere. I am quite promiscuous with my little trowel.

[Halifax Lass]

 

I'd really rather not know that thankyou. Here was me thinking I was your only interest!! Only goes to show you can't judge a book by it's cover <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

I'm off to play badminton now to get rid of this surplus energy! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Watch out people: I've surfaced !

 

How can you be promiscuous with a trowel ? (Don't answer that !)

 

Nothing wrong with Essex girls. They're not slow at coming forward.

 

Remember MANY years ago, when I worked in Barking, I had to call on a female staff member who was off sick and had some paperwork we badly needed. (As I recall, she lived on a HUGE council estate just off the A.13 about a mile past Fords, Dagenham.

 

I digress. I called, had the customery cup of tea and collected the papers, and was quite astounded when I was propositioned to a 'quickie' by her !!

 

Oh, happy days.

[The Invisible Man]

To show that I am a reformed man and on my best behaviour, I wil refrain from any abysmal jokes about shuttlecocks.

 

Tomorrow I will not even ask if you are a little stiff from badminton!

[Halifax Lass]

 

Give Invis her address it's a damn sight nearer than Halifax or Leicester Forest Services come to that. God are my eyes green today!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

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