This ere boozer

[DeeFicient]

Good job this isn't a real pub or it would be bankrupt by now. Where are all the punters, has the beer gone off or something? Poked my head round the door couple of weeks ago and it was booming. Hotbed of intrigue, good arguments and debates going on, fair bit of flirting and playing away from home.

 

Dropped in over past few days and it's been dead. What's happened to Official, his bike and leathers, has pabird passed on to warmer climates. Where's the tart from Halifax with a tattoo? Even JR's been quiet and The Invisible Man and Co seem to have totally faded away.

 

This place could definitely do with a 'makeover' and livening up a bit! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[GHA EFM]

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tart from Halifax

Bit controversial?!?

[Big J R]

For your information, GHA, DeeFicient, The Lass from Halifax has been doing the family thing, and taking a few days off in Gods Own Country. (Surrey and Kent to you !)

 

[GHA EFM]

Why am I addressed in that sentence?

[DeeFicient]

 

OK, so she may not be a tart exactly but it was obvious that after a few drinks she'd have been up for it with Official or The Invisible Man. Know what I mean?

 

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[Big J R]

My mistake GHA, meant to be DeeFicient only, HOWEVER. Pleased you could spell controversial !

 

(Nurse ?? The pills are kicking in at last !)

[The Invisible Man]

I've been busy, but as always have always been able to sneak into the pub for a quick one now and again! I usually peep in through the windows to see if the young lady from Halifax is in first, though, and to make sure official is not in.

[DeeFicient]

 

See what I mean.... It's a long way to Halifax if you're 'playing away'. Bit dangerous when you're kid's about too. Little Pitchers Have Big Ears!!

 

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[The Invisible Firstborn]

Nothing to do with me.....

[Big J R]

Hey Firstborn ! Your second name ain't Dahmer, by any chance.

 

"I have the body of an 18-year old.

I keep it in the fridge."

 

(Look it up on the net !)

 

Maybe not. I might have the wrong serial killer !

[Halifax Lass]

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I've been busy, but as always have always been able to sneak into the pub for a quick one now and again! I usually peep in through the windows to see if the young lady from Halifax is in first, though, and to make sure official is not in.

That's why we keep missing each other, or maybe you're just avoiding me! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Firstborn]

Despite being young, I know who Jeffrey Dahmer is. "The Milwaukee Monster", I beleive the press nicknamed him. They're making a film about him, you know.

 

The bit about the body in the fridge is a SPike Milligan quote, by the way.

[Big J R]

Arhh !

 

SPIKE MILLIGAN

 

Now there was a REAL comedian.

 

I think young Invisible First and I must have something in common. Have you read

 

"A Plague of Murders" by Colin Wilson ??

[Big J R]

[The Invisible Man]

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I've been busy, but as always have always been able to sneak into the pub for a quick one now and again! I usually peep in through the windows to see if the young lady from Halifax is in first, though, and to make sure official is not in.

That's why we keep missing each other, or maybe you're just avoiding me! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

No no, I mean I look through the windows and come in if you're in. It's you that keeps trying to make me jealous by making eyes at Official. I got so wound up I turned to drink.

[The Invisible Man]

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See what I mean.... It's a long way to Halifax if you're 'playing away'. Bit dangerous when you're kid's about too. Little Pitchers Have Big Ears!!

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Don't worry about him, I've got lenty on him! Blackmail is an ugly word. But accurate.

[Halifax Lass]

 

Oh Invisible, you have absolutely no reason to be jealous. I was only doing it to make you take notice of me. I promise you are the only man in my life, why would I need anyone else. You are so..........!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> Please, please stop the drinking it has such a detrimental effect. Remember how worried you were about the yoghurt and the milk shakes?!

 

Mind you, if you turn green with jealousy you'll match my eyes!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[The Invisible Man]

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Mind you, if you turn green with jealousy you'll match my eyes!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

WOW!!!

Actually I have green eyes too. Probably more the colour of the River Lee than deep emerald, though.

[Big J R]

At least I have steel blue eyes.

 

Then again, CHELSEA wear blue !!

[The Invisible Man]

Pah! Any old one can have blue eyes, easy peasy.