Friday Quiz...

[Golden Boots]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season?

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

[and1inthetree]

1) sutton away

2) bit of both

3) not exactly difficult to mug off the burnham girls

4) simon parker

5) depends

6 - 10) zzzz

[coupwotcoup]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?

Barkingside v Romford (Champions)

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?

Both filth

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?

Two bob scrote.. so yes.

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?

My club.. Ricky Mackin.

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?

The ones who promised the most.

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?

I reckon she will have the 18 inch double-ender out of moth balls before too long.

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?

Probably, everything else seems to work, despite initial protestations.

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?

Susan Boyle.. deffo back door material

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

Waterboarding

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season?

Fvck off to Spain and beach bum for a month

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

Inside Ant Smith's wallet

[I am Spartacus]

Originally Posted By: Golden Boots

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend? Staines Town vs MARGATE FC

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth? Filth

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now? WHO?

4. Who is your non-league player of the season? Wayne Wilson

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board? Chairman

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart? Jealous are you

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work? NO
8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice? My Wife

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work. Make them play for Romford.
10. What will you be doing with your close season? Watching Speedway & Cricket.

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want... I am already on Planet Thanet no need to go anywhere else

[Hookey]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend? Bowers v Eton Manor

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth? Yuk

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now? Deffo

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season? Out of those I've seen, Ben Turner (Romford)

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board? All the above, it's a collective.

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart? Who cares so long as I can watch.

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work? No.

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice? Kelly Brook.

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work. Lengthy bans.

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season? Getting my @rse dragged around garden centres.

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want... Kelly Brook's bathroom where I would disguise myself as her bar of soap.

[coupwotcoup]

Originally Posted By: Hookey

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want... Kelly Brook's bathroom where I would disguise myself as her bar of soap.

Do they do fun sized bars of soap now?

[Jenko]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend? Maybe B'Side if it's not raining.

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth? F**king Filth....like Lohen actually.

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now? Deffo but Smallsy has totally lost it, no more banter and loves a bite....with his boyfriend KJ just behind.

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season? Trenks and always will be.

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board? Board.

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart? She'll f**k anything that moves so she's a top bird.

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work? No.

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice? Luba Shumeyko.

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work. Do what Pepe did...quality.

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season? Finding out what the f**k happened to Smallsy and his banter.

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...Anfield '89!

[Kaiser Jnr]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?

 

Stansted away, and day off Sunday.

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?

 

Marketing genius. But personally makes me feel sick at the thought of it.

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?

 

He is boring and thinks he has banter. Nice bloke though, despite being a gooner.

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?

 

Cody McDonald.

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?

 

Players. They are the ones responsible for gaining 3 points.

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?

 

Who cares. I still would.

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?

 

Unlikely.

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?

 

I think its a perfect choice. Shes a joke bird. Tough to rule out Megan Fox and Jessica Alba though.

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

 

Send them to the sealife centre with Dolphins.

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season?

 

Having a w@nk.

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

 

Australia.

[Jenko]

I Can't believe you mentioned Australia again you kent!

 

Do they have big gay community or something?

[TB&G]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?

Side v Romford

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?

Absolute rubbish (Prefer Kofte myself)

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?

He hasn't dug himself up far enough out of his hole yet!

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?

Ricky Mackin - Romford but all the Boro players are my heroes.

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?

The ones who made the worse business decisions.

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?

Don't care there are still enough hetro women around to bother about her.

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?

What! Including the minimum hourly wage being paid for players travelling from and back to home. You must be mad!

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?

Camilla Dallurup (from Strictly Come Dancing).

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

Just call all your teammates over to stand and laugh at him while he lays there on the ground doing his writhing bit.

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season?

Working my socks off in the garden in the morning and sunbathing in it in the afternoon.

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

To watch the Battle of Agincourt from a safe grandstand seat or a safe birds eye view of the first hours of the D Day landings on June 6 1944.

[cantos]

Originally Posted By: Golden Boots

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?

Don't be silly

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?

Filth

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?

Yes, and if meat was banter he would be quorn

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?

Smallsy

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?

The coach travel organiser

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?

I think she make visits to the garden now and again



7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?

It will have too

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?

I have always voted for Anne Widdecombe


9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

I only wish Mike Collier had done the same during the ESL Select v Hornchurch game.

10. What will you be doing with your close season?



11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

I have always wanted to visit Cognito so probably there.

[The Great Eckscape]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?

 

Watching Canvey Island v Heybridge Swifts Saturday, reffing AFC Cannons v Kingsfield Casuals on Sunday

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?

 

It's [****!!****] disgusting! I bought one and couldn't finish it, not good despite a cracking advert

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?

 

Hell yeah, he's so far above it that he can't even see it any more!

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?

 

Leon Gordon - class

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?

 

If the club is failing then the Chairman, but the manager if the team is doing poorly

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?

 

0.08 of a second (in my mind anyway!)

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?

 

Nope, craziness. They should work more ensuring that money filters down the leagues more effectively instead.

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?

 

Shakira Shakira

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

 

3 match ban that can be applied after the match.

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season?

 

Going to music festivals in UK & Spain, off to Germany to watch David Haye batter Klitschko, and trying to score some Ashes tickets.

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

 

Brands Hatch, best place in the world on a sunny day

[Kaiser Jnr]

Originally Posted By: Jenko

I Can't believe you mentioned Australia again you kent!

Do they have big gay community or something?

Have you been to Australia?

[Jenko]

Twice and also New Zealand which is much nicer!

[JP21]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?

 

Bodo Glimt Vs SK Brann

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?

 

Pure filth

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?

 

Nope. Smallsy and Kaiser are letting the side down.

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?

Cody McDonald or Jon Main.

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?

 

All of them. Everyone contributes to the cause. Win together and lose together.

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?

 

Soon I hope. I'd really like to see her do a naked crab walk.

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?

 

Nope, it could kill it. Although players earning three figures at Step3/4/5 is also contributing.

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?

 

Kathryn Prescott (Emily from Skins)

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

 

Get Pepe to train a group to stand with the stewards during games, and when a dive takes place they run on, assault the diver, film it, put it on youtube and then send it to the player with a note saying how hilarious it is.

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season?

 

My close season is November-March now. Probably masturbating furiously.

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

 

I'd like to be taken to YIDARMY's caravan to discuss this forum in detail and so I can learn banter from him.

[Groyney]

Originally Posted By: Golden Boots

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend?
None. Weather much too nice. Down the seafront instead.

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth?
Devil's Diarrhoea

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now?
Who?

4. Who is your non-league player of the season?
Bryan Hyland - most skillful player I saw.

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board?
Players

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart?
Who?

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work?
No

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice?
Suzi Perry

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.
Let Pepe carry on.

10. What will you be doing with your close season?
Be human again.

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...
Yes - I'd ask it to do the school run.

[Kaiser Jnr]

Originally Posted By: Jenko

Twice and also New Zealand which is much nicer!

Ok well basically I fell in love with Australia, so I would quite like to go back. Makes a mockery of this country.

Ive heard New Zealand is nice, but you can drive miles without seeing any cars, and there are more sheep living there than people.

[Hookey]

Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr

Originally Posted By: Jenko

Twice and also New Zealand which is much nicer!

Ok well basically I fell in love with Australia, so I would quite like to go back. Makes a mockery of this country.

Ive heard New Zealand is nice, but you can drive miles without seeing any cars, and there are more sheep living there than people.

Why do you think Jenko prefers it?

[Jenko]

Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr

Originally Posted By: Jenko

Twice and also New Zealand which is much nicer!

Ok well basically I fell in love with Australia, so I would quite like to go back. Makes a mockery of this country.

Ive heard New Zealand is nice, but you can drive miles without seeing any cars, and there are more sheep living there than people.

I have Welsh in me remember!

I was only joking mate, I haven't been but I thought an affirmative answer was needed becasue otherwise I knew what you were going to say!

However I do agree with what you are saying. Australia has the right idea, take no s**t and if you don't like it f**k off!

[onebreast]

1. What game(s) are you attending this weekend? Great Wakering v Cheshunt , thrilling mid table battle!

 

2. Doner Kebab Pot Noodle, marketing genius or pure filth? Scum , great advert though , it rocks my world

 

3. Is Jenko getting above his station now? Not half as much as you GoldenBoots !!!

 

4. Who is your non-league player of the season? Tuohy in our league , 38 league goals = quality

 

5. When a club starts failing, who should the finger be pointed at first, Players, Management, or Chairman/Board? Depends on the clubs situation

 

6. Lindsey Lohan being 'straight' again, how long will it last or is she still a muff-diver at heart? She does a bit of both which is fine by me

 

7. Minimum wage possibly being introduced into non-league football, will it work? Leave it out , ive got two kids to support !!!! Minimum wage my @rse !!

 

8. Cheryl Cole being voted world's sexiest woman... In my eyes, It's good but not right, who would be your personal choice? Denise Milani = Lem !!!!!

 

 

 

9. Pepe (Real Madrid) kicking lumps out of a forward who took an obvious dive in front of him, what is the best way to deal with players that constantly dive? Yellow cards obviously dont work.

straight red , 3 match ban

 

10. What will you be doing with your close season? Eating .

 

11. If a spaceship landed outside right now, would you get in it and where would you ask it to take you? It can take you anywhere you want...

Id ask it to take me to where Coachie lives because he is on a different planet to most of us !