St 'All Bins'... pre season cancelled....

[Uncle Urchin]

unfortunately the club have had to cancel the proposed pre season friendly due to the threat of 'Forum Hooliganism'.....

 

Detective Inspector Bribbledrivel of the EFM Special Forum Unit said today.....

 

'there are several right wing factions at the club that have disappeared and seem to have gone underground....this is always a worrying sign with these Forum Terrorists as it usually leads to periods of extreme public disorder....violent forum rages and scattergun posts insulting everyone who is unfortunate enough to be on line...they make no allowances for women and children''......

 

he further commented

 

''we advise all members of Ryman League clubs to lock their computers away and to go to Canvey Island for the bank holiday weekend.....it is the safest place to be as there are no computers over there on account of them not being able to read''.....

 

A witness to the last outbreak of Forum Hooliganism......Jared...the Welsh Fanzine Editor and well known sheep sh.....sorry..... herder...said..

 

''this is scary man...these people are extremely dangerous and should not be approached...fortunately they don't know where Hornchurch is......nobody does....''

 

warrants have been issued for the apprehension of Thornsy...Zealy and the lunatic in the biggles outfit......

 

The Chairman of St 'All Bins' said....

 

''I dont understand it...they're all such nice well behaved boys'' <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

 

[Urchino]

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