Manager's Q&A Session

[mal316]

Kieth Scott will be holding a Q&A session on Saturday after the Winchester game starting at 6:30pm.

 

Please let me know if you are able to attend.

[Giant Reed]

Will the Q&A be restricted to questions about football,or will other topics be covered,such as DIY or health queries etc?

 

I have a noisy old boiler that overheats at least once a month.

 

And my right thumb makes a strange clicking noise in the cold weather.

[SiD of WEFC]

When did Tranmere Rovers last win the FA Cup?

 

SiD

[Mrs_Cat]

If you were to travel faster than the speed of light, would you technically be time travelling??

[Joel]

Just spoken to Scotty and he said:

"You can't travel faster than the speed of light as the faster you go the more your mass increases (as mass isn't a constant). Therefore the faster, the exponentially more energy you will need increase your speed by a smaller amount. At the speed of light Einstien tells us our mass is infinate therefore an infinate amount of energy is required to reach it.

Its the same as reaching Absolute Zero each time you half the temperature you double the amount of Energy required.

The closest Model we have to suggest what happens when we travel faster than light is the Special Theory of Relativity Einstein 1905. This states that your reference frame (ie your spaceship) if you travel close to the SOL everything will slow (thoughts heartrate everything) inside the spaceship but not outside.. so 7months may pass for you but 5 years may pass on earth however when we pass the speed of light (in indeed it was possible) then the reverse occurs so 7months for you may only be a week on earth..."

 

Keith did stress that this was all theoretical and there was some complex maths to explain it...

 

[Mrs_Cat]

I will be expecting a much more definitive answer from Scotty on Saturday night. Maybe some sort of slide show to explain this theory would help.

 

I now have a much more complex question.....what is Wilson's best position??

 

[Joel]

I think he has a full powerpoint presentation explaing the concept using the equation that governs this so called dilation dilemma

 

t'=t(SQ route)1-v2/c2

 

As for the speed of light question.. I'm not sure

[Big J R]

... and more to the point.

 

Will beer be cheaper in the bar next season ?

[MISM - WEFC]

and drinkable lol

[Chris]

Can you ask Keith if he still thinks 'Ring a Bell' was a good idea? He'll know what I mean... ;-)

[kevinyeah]

AHAHA mrs cat... ledge username

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

As for time travel you have your very own space cadet Woody.

 

He has proved that it is not the speed you travel at but how much alchol you drink that affects the space time continum.

 

There was the incident a few years ago when through the consumption of vast amounts of cheap larger he found that he had "space traveled" from what he belived to be the toilet to the wardrobe and that due to strange gravitational forces, rather than the urine ending up in the conventionaly receptical it went through a wazz hole and ended up all over him.

 

The other effect he experianced was traveling through time as he jumped directly from the Saturday night out, to Monday morning with no recolection of Sunday thus proving time travel is real. The only side effect of this time travel was a right old hangover.

 

Therefore the formular for time travel = 10 pints of CH3CH2OH+Woody

 

[Giant Reed]

Having read Joel's post about time travel,I have come to realise that I am way too fick to understand a word of it.

 

However,there is a simpler explanation.

All you have to do is build a rocket ship that can go faster than the speed at which the earth orbits,(which can't be that fast,otherwise we'd all be dizzy and falling over all the time.)

 

Then you simply fly into space and go round and round and round

the earth really quickly,and when you land you'll have travelled forward in time!

 

It definitely works.

 

I saw it done in Superman 3.

[Mrs_Cat]

Years ago there was a way to travel through time, it was called Concorde. Travelling to the States it was possible to land before before you departed.

 

This wasn't fiction it actually happened. No really it did.

 

Every evening it would fly over midway through Eastenders making the residents of Albert Square inaudible for several minutes. Oh how I wish those days would return!

 

 

 

[Woody SUFC]

Hangovers do not exsist!

 

Time travel is possible...I swear it only took 5 mins to get me from taunton to Reading a few weeks ago. Strangly i dont remember getting on the train so clearly i traveled in time!

 

Staines- Are you following me? Guess its more entertaining than watching slough lose again and again and again!

[Giant Reed]

So Woody, you got confused between a wardrobe and a urinal?

 

What's the big drama?? We've all done it.

 

One Question though.

 

What was Staines Rebel doing hanging around near your wardrobe?

[Staines-upon-Thames Rebel]

Me and Woody have a "special" relationship.

 

Watching Woody has been far more intresting than watching Slough this year, and we actualy managed a win on Tuesday which was a bit of a shock to the system - its far more intresting ending up at the bottom of the leauge and seeing if we will get a reprive - it also makes the season seem to last longer - is that a form of time travel?

 

If by some interstella chance you manage to win the playoffs, what does your manager think about travelling to places like Merthyr Tydfil and Rugby Town on a cold wet Tuesday evening?

[Geggy]

Not sure, but Merthyr and Rugby will be a lot closer on Tuesday Truro!! Though of course we're likely no doubt to get them again on a Tuesday night!!