French Three Lions

[Colin Zeal EFM]

You all know the tune!!

 

[They're going home,

They're going home,

They're going...

The French are going home] x2

 

Isn't it great, thank God it's true.

Although they missed Zizou,

It won't do.

They're not through.

The Froggies went and threw it away.

At the end of the day

They forgot how to play

Now we're singing...

 

Not a single goal -

Frank Leboeuf still moaning.

Lemerre's on the dole,

No more Gallic groaning.

 

All of your taunts, all of your jeers,

But who is staying here?

You were sh*te,

And it's clear.

There's no use in blaming the pitch

or Thiery Henry,

Zidane's dodgy knee,

You're just plain rubbish.

 

Bunch of whingeing tw*ts ,

Team of graceless losers,

Treze-goal my a*se,

Heading down the boozer.

 

Commentary bit:

("And here's Rommedahl for Denmark, Rommedahl..

yes! And Denmark lead the World Champions....

 

Oh, a dangerous looking attack

here for Senegal,

great ball to Diop, who scores! The holders are staring opening day defeat in

the face...

 

Tomasson for Denmark. Can he finish it off here? He can. It's

Denmark 2 France 0, and the French are going

home...)

 

Their mascot's a hen,

They elected Le Pen.

 

[They're going home,

They're going home,

They're going...

The French are going home] x2 and continue.

 

Not a single goal -

Frank Leboeuf still moaning.

Lemerre's on the dole,

No more Gallic groaning.

[LSoK]

Outstanding, top drawer material that!

When is it out, I'll have two copies!