Kids of Today !

[GarySTFC]

You're only as young as the person you're feeling <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

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You're only as young as the person you're feeling <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

So I'm drawing my pension then? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[GarySTFC]

You're fertling with Big JR? In which case, yes! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Fertling ? What the hell's that ?

 

I reckon lass is talking from experience regarding the 'Bike Sheds'!

 

(Don't forget to check the tyre pressure !)

[The Invisible Firstborn]

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I wonder Invisible Firstborn....is this something else you learned from your Invisible Father or is it information you ought to pass on to him?!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

It was all self-taught. I would pass the knowledge on to him, but it's not the sort of thing one discusses with one's parents.

Anyway, I have to keep a few things to myself <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Now I didn't have the Invisible Man down as being "Straight Laced"

 

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[The Invisible Firstborn]

He's not straight-laced.

 

I dont think it's the sort of thing anyone discusses with their folks

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Only joking Firstborn. Please don't take it seriously! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

Afraid I have a wicked sense of humour! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Firstborn]

I know, I know.

 

He's all full of testosterone today after fending off some would-be muggers last night.

He'd be a nightmare if he knew you were on here now!!

 

No doubt by the time you hear the story, it'll be about him bashing 12 HUGE blokes and then rescuing a damsel and riding off on his mighty steed.

[Halifax Lass]

Is he OK Firstborn? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

Got to go now but let me know please. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[The Invisible Firstborn]

He's fine. I think they came off worse, by the sounds of it.

He's a tough old boot!!

[MK James]

 

He had an unfair advantage (groan)

 

That joke isn't funny anymore.

[GarySTFC]

Sounds like most of Big JR's <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Only kidding! You're providing a great level of humour in the lounge BJR, keep it up! Almost feels like I'm singling you out today for abuse! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

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I know, I know.

He's all full of testosterone today after fending off some would-be muggers last night.
He'd be a nightmare if he knew you were on here now!!

No doubt by the time you hear the story, it'll be about him bashing 12 HUGE blokes and then rescuing a damsel and riding off on his mighty steed.

Actually it was 23, all with Sten guns.

And there was an SS armoured division, an Athenian phalanx, a Mongol horde and a squad of Startroopers. Not to mention cannon to left of me, cannon to right of me, cannon in front of me. I think the Dagenham Girl Pipers were held in reserve.

[Big J R]

Now, holding the Dagenham Girl Pipers in reserve seems sensible to me !

 

All those kilts. All those fluffy sporrins whilst squeezing the bag-pipes........ !!

 

Nurse ? More pills please !!

[The Invisible Man]

Shame about the bloody bagpipes and that stupid dancing! Especially the silly whoopy noises.

[Big J R]

Must be a bit like when Lass stuck her hands up a Scotsman's kilt and shouted,

 

"Arrrh ! It's GRUESOME !"

 

Jock replied,

 

"Stick yer wee hand opp agin Lass ! It's GRUESOME more !!"

[DeeFicient]

 

The Best Man at my wedding was in the Black Watch and someone DID stick their hand up his kilt. Boy did she have a read face - it's true what they say!

[The Invisible Man]

Oh please, I'm about to have somethng to eat!

[Big J R]

What do Scotsmen keep in their sporran ??