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My bizarre and disturbing dream

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Chubbhead EFM Newbie

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Last night I dreamt that I went to church and God was there, and he turned out to be a pervert!! He kept groping me while I was praying and asking me about my 'sins' and telling me to describe them in great detail, if you know what I mean!! At that point I got up and ran out of the church and told God to 'F**k himself'.!!

 

I feel quite bad, what could it all mean- disollusionmet with my religion? Rebellion agaunst my catholic upbringing? Or just too much cheese before bedtime? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

 

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YELLOW Newbie

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Will people on here stop having weird dreams!!

 

Dreams about God being a perv, shagging Nina from neighbours and Yellow Army 2003 being a St Albans supporter are extremely weird.

 

I think you all near psychiatric help!!

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Claire! Newbie

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I had a wierd dream, i was being chased around a field on a tractor and i had a gorgeous bloke try and save me! i couln't see his face but he was strong and gorgeous and i know he was very good looking.

 

I don't know what the outcome was as i woke up, but i really hope this dream means something!!!

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Big J R Newbie

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Sounds like you've got a thing about a farmer and his threshing machine, to me !

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Claire! Newbie

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That's just the dreams I tell you about.

I have quite vivid dreams - normally I remember 3 or 4 per night. They're usually either about shagging, or about living in Albert Square or Ramsay Street. Often about shagging whilst in Ramsay Street.



Wow! have you ever thought about selling your dreams to Eastenders or Neighbours to get them to become more interesting? Just a thought <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
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Oi Costello. I went to St. Albans and St. Stephens.

 

Dreams. Having loads at the moment. However, the worst thing is I have some cool dream, then wake up and don't remember any of it...

 

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Hi Chubber, been very busy today, but I have analysed your dream, obviously God is wrestling with your conscience and f..king with your head, simple solution, piack another religion or start your own, there's a lot of money in cults you know...

 

Or possibly God was in disguise, after all if you believe Alan Partridge, God is a gas, so you wouldn't exactly see him would you??

 

I think you've mistaken God for one of those catholic priests, who keep on having to be moved due to their kiddy fiddling habits.

 

See I am wasted in Customer Services, I'm going in counselling, that's where the money is!

 

Chubby, I've PM'd a theory more than likely utter cr@p, but let me know!

 

 

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