Who Has Va-Va-Voom??

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Zeal's Top 5 People With Va-Va-Voom

 

1. Ruud Van Nistelrooy - Top goalscorer in the Premiership last season, beating Thierry Henry to the Golden Boot by one goal!

2. Jay-Jay Okotcha - Architect of Bolton's revival from 0-2 down against Arsenal, to rob the Goons of two priceless points

3. That Ref Wiley - Definitely got some va-va-voom for awarding United 7 penalties last season, ensuring they beat Arsenal to the title

4. Some Macedonian bloke - For scoring from a corner and making Seaman look like a total [****!!****]

5. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - For getting Judas Campbell sent off, costing the Gyppo's the championship!!

 

Anyone else??

 

 

[YELLOW]

Mark Viduka?

 

May be an Aussie twat but scored the winner for Leeds at Highbury to deny Arsenal the title.

 

Any Valencia player for knocking the Gunners out of Europe.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Bit of luck that "Aussie Twat" may be playing regular football at the Lane next season.... yeah right! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

 

Top additions, YELLOW. Keep up the good work!!

 

 

[mdetaylor]

Des Walker

[YELLOW]

Auxerre. Remember they beat the Gunners at Highbury 2-1 in the Champions League when all Arsenal thought they had to do was turn up to win.

 

Very, very funny.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Auxerre have big-time va-va-voom!!

 

re: Des Walker - I presume you're referring to his latest own goal, mde, as opposed to the glorious one at Wembley back in '91.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Sunderland - for coming back from 2-0 down at Highbury to dump the [****!!****] out of the Worthington Cup 3-2

[mdetaylor]

Indeed - absolute cracker

 

 

[MK James]

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re: Des Walker - I presume you're referring to his latest own goal, mde, as opposed to the glorious one at Wembley back in '91.

Nothing should be read into the fact that Des is a boyhood Spurs fan... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

wasn't des responsible for that holland goal at the end of grahams taylor reign, where he gave away the free kick then just strolled away from the ball while they took a quick free kick n got in behind him to deliver a killer cross.... or is that an exert from one of my kylie dreams?

[GHA EFM]

As I've said before...why is it that so many Spurs fans I know (and now, more and more general football fans not just Spurs) care more about the [****!!****] losing anything and everything and finishing second in the league, more than they care about how their own side(S) do??

 

Jay-Jay Okocha. He's so good they named him twice. Bit strange that you're called Jay, considering you're a w#####!! - taken from a text sent by someone I know to someone called Jay.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yep - we love it, GHA!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

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Fair enough...

 

I saw the other day that Henry's goal against Spurs was goal of the season. I overheard a Spurs supporter yonder table saying 'it wasn't that good a goal, I mean he only picked it up on the half-way line, and he didn't exactly have to beat anyone to score.'

 

Firstly, he was about 70/80 yards from goal. Secondly, if you're playing football and you see a big space in front of you, you don't go off on a tangent and run at the nearest opposition player, even if he's behind you. Thirdly, the way he finished the run, he beat three Spurs defenders to put the ball away. Very nice.

 

Zeal. Is Keller going to be there next season?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

GHA.

 

You or I could take the ball on the half-way line and beat the Spurs defence. It ain't bloody difficult.

 

 

[ESG]

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As I've said before...why is it that so many Spurs fans I know (and now, more and more general football fans not just Spurs) care more about the [****!!****] losing anything and everything and finishing second in the league, more than they care about how their own side(S) do??

...same thing with Liverpool in the 70s/80s