Marriage

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I read this somewhere - amused me!!...

 

Women get married hoping their husbands will change - they don't.

Men get married hoping their wives won't change - they do.

 

I don't know what they're talking about, obviously!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Big J R]

Marriage is an Institution,

 

BUT !

 

Who want's to live in an institute !!

[CANV EFM]

women are like clouds... when they fk off your whole day brightens up

[Big J R]

LUV IT, Canv !!

[Chubbhead EFM]

In the last few months I have decided that, even though it goes against what I believe, I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER get married! I'll just throw a big party instead and then go on a 2 week holiday! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Colin Zeal EFM]

That's what Mrs Zeal always said, Chubbster.

 

Then she met me - handsome, sophisticated, rich, charming, funny - the man of her dreams!!

 

 

[YELLOW]

We all say that Chubbo at some stage of our life.

You'll probably feel differently in four to five years time.

 

1000 posts woohoo!!!

[GHA EFM]

The 'I'm Colin Zeal, by the way' must also have helped.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Always a winner, GHA. Always a winner!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

I really should try it some time...

[YELLOW]

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That's what Mrs Zeal always said, Chubbster.

Then she met me - handsome, sophisticated, rich, charming, funny - the man of her dreams!!

Was that the man of her dreams or the man in her dreams, Colin? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Chubbo am I invited to this party? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[GHA EFM]

You can't be invited to something prophetical, surely? Not yet, anyway.

 

Oi Zeal. You up for The [****!!****] - Spurs cup final next year?

[Chubbhead EFM]

Well, it's probably not going to be for a good few years yet YellowArmy!!

[YELLOW]

OK right then!!

[Northern Monkey]

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You can't be invited to something prophetical, surely?

Well i have never heard of an invitation to a past event

'come to my 16th birthday pary. it was last week'

would explain why nobody turned up <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[GHA EFM]

Prophetical means it may happen, not will happen, doesn't it??

[Tall n Cool]

Doesn't prophetic mean something useless eg

 

"Spurs have been absolutely prophetic AGAIN this season"

[Northern Monkey]

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Prophetical means it may happen, not will happen, doesn't it??

Errr yes but say for example you graduate from Uni(and with an IQ of 140 you should) you would invite people to your celebration eg " I am going to graduate (prophecy) please come to my party" then all the results are lost in a skip in Essex and you don't graduate, party up the spout. Or "You are invited to my wedding" (prophecy/fantasy <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />) then EFMTFTV steals her away, no wedding. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />