Top 5 Funniest Things Seen On The Board

[GHA EFM]

1. MAD's 'Just Lose Him Guys'

2. Hooded Man explaining that EFMTFTV was ignoring him because he (HM) had just stolen his (EFMTFTV) girlfriend

3. Graham Poll (what's the best way of spelling Graham)

4. CANV's idea of flying a plane into the staff room (although a bit controversial)

5. The idea that Migsy can play at 50% because 'you know what it's like'

[Colin Zeal EFM]

6. Claire's Quim

 

 

[Big J R]

Re 3. Shame David Ellery's retired from the grass.

 

Still F.A's loss must be Harrow's gain !

[GHA EFM]

7. Zeal's Pussy, Close-Up

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Still in the Graveyard if you wanna see it, GHA!!

 

Actually sod it, post it on here again!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Looking good, Zeal. Looking good. I dunno about re-posting it. Why did it get moved originally?

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Dunno. It was before I became a moderator, and I don't think webbo or Rob removed it. I blame that David Holden bloke personally!!

 

Anyway, this board's become a lot more risque since then. I reckon we can get away with it now!!

 

Go on then!!

 

 

[YELLOW]

Come on, you know you want to!!

[GHA EFM]

I'm not doing it! You do it. You deserve the credit, not me.

 

I'm too 'new' a moderator to be doing anything like that!

 

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[Colin Zeal EFM]

Thing is, I don't even get what was wrong with it. In no way could it be considered pornographic.

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Too many Politically Correct people around. First they delete pictures, then they cancel Sports Day or ban Three Little Pigs for it being offensive to Muslims...makes me sick.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Ok. Here goes. Any complaints, please send your PM's to Grand High Aviator.

 

PUSSY CLOSE-UP

 

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Chicken and Rice...

[YELLOW]

Bloody funniest thing I've seen on here in ages!

 

Only offensive if you're a cat lover!

[Big J R]

I AM a cat lover, (ex breeder and show-er !) And I don't find it at all offensive !

 

Artistic ? -- Possibly !

 

Nice ? -- Definitely !

[The Invisible Man]

I wish to register a formal complaint about the image on this thread.

 

 

 

 

There's a bloody cat in the way.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Quote:

2. Hooded Man explaining that EFMTFTV was ignoring him because he (HM) had just stolen his (EFMTFTV) girlfriend

Don't remember that one, GHA. Please dig it out for me.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Funny thing that happened NOT on this board

 

Hooded Man leaving his bike outside the clubhouse one night. GHA taking it home so it wouldn't be nicked.

 

Hooded Man returning to club following day, saw no bike and assumed theft.

 

Hooded Man going out and buying a new bike!!

 

 

You THIEF, GHA!!

 

 

[Claire!]

Oh My God!!! Classic!

[GHA EFM]

Erm...it wasn't me??

 

Anyway. The post, re-posted...

 

Quote:

I saw you this morning Colin at the station. I shouted your name out several times, so much so I had the attention of half the station. I then realized that you had your Walkman on. What a waist of breath, plus I had the embarrassment of everyone watching me. I styled it out by telling a man next to me, the reason why he didn't respond to me calling was that he still hasn't for given me since I stole his girl friend.