Last Day Of School - Inspiration Needed

[Claire!]

Arrrrrr the food hall, quality. They had the best prawn crackers!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Jeez, I'd seriously forgotten all that lot had existed. Or more likely, just hadn't noticed that none of it existed any more!

 

TK MAXX has a lot to answer for!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Back to the topic at hand...

 

Anyone know where I could get some Bomb Bags??

[Claire!]

the maltins has got a lot better though. before there was only useless shops, and now it has all the best high street shops next to each other.

 

I love shopping in Topshop, then i can go down stairs in to Dorothy Perkings, then go down stairs into Burton's mens wear, then go out side and shop in River Island, then have a sneak in Select, then have a butchers in Newlook and pick up a fantastic bargain!

 

I can then pop into the coffee shop and have a coffee!!!

[Chubbhead EFM]

My dad once told me how to make a simple bomb, but I've forgotten how now. I think it involved sugar though.

 

GHA, why don't you just go do the old skool waterballoons type thing.

[YELLOW]

You can always ask Al Quaedia!!

[Chubbhead EFM]

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I can then pop into the coffee shop and have a coffee!!!

I hope that's Costa Coffee you're talking about not the Daily Gr**d!!!

[YELLOW]

There's two then? Better make sure I go in Costa then when I'm in St Albans.

[Claire!]

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I can then pop into the coffee shop and have a coffee!!!

I hope that's Costa Coffee you're talking about not the Daily Gr**d!!!

Of course it's costa coffee!!! i always pop in and my favourite one is the one with a load of whipped cream on top!

All the time i've been in there, i've never seen you. There have only been blokes.

[Big J R]

Isn't it Potassium Sulphate and Sugar ??

 

Not too sure after all these years !

 

Some weedkillers and sugar will do the trick, BUT be very careful.

 

My coz and I destroyed a small bridge of a stream in Sussex in the 60's. Needless to say, he went on to become an officer in the R.A. (He always did love destroying things !)

[CANV EFM]

get some fertilizer, scaffold poles and a bag of rusty nails...some kind of timing device is probably a good idea as well

[Chubbhead EFM]

The Ciocolata!! Well I work sparsley through the week (4 hours on tuesdays and fridays, usually about 12 o'clock) and then all day on Saturdays. I've probably been in the kitchen, or late or downstairs in the stockroom working/ skiving!

[YELLOW]

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get some fertilizer, scaffold poles and a bag of rusty nails...some kind of timing device is probably a good idea as well

Bloody hell CANV, I don't think he is trying to kill people!!

[CANV EFM]

but with my idea if he talks in an irish accent he'll only get 20 hours community service

[Claire!]

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The Ciocolata!! Well I work sparsley through the week (4 hours on tuesdays and fridays, usually about 12 o'clock) and then all day on Saturdays. I've probably been in the kitchen, or late or downstairs in the stockroom working/ skiving!

The Ciocolata! it's fantastic! i love it! i am fanatical about coffee, i need to have it to get some life into me. If i don't get my coffee, then i am in a constant bad mood. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

The Beaumont boys stole a sheep last year from a neighbouring feild and let it loose in the school - That'll be a good'un, but you need a car and no fear about having a criminal record for rustling.

 

Childish pranks are great - flour bombs, water bucket above ajar door.

 

Set off the fire alarms as well!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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but with my idea if he talks in an irish accent he'll only get 20 hours community service

GHA was booted out of EFM for being Irish - shouldn't be a problem for him!!

[GHA EFM]

Heard a story once about how a bloke went on a business trip and left his mate with the key. He made a copy, and later the bloke got married. On his honeymoon, yer second man used his copied key to get into the house. All the furniture was removed, including carpets. Then grass was lay in the house, upstairs and downstairs, in place of the carpet. 4 sheep were then brought in to graze.

 

Sheep are good...cows are better.

[SteveP]

Jarvis Cocker was fired by Rotherham Council for planting flowers, that when in bloom, spelt rude words. It made me chuckle..

 

As did the joker who planted canabis seeds at the front of their local police station, inspired!

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Let maggots out in the plant pots in the canteen.

 

A certain person on this board (not seen for a while) did that in a famous burger joint once and it was closed for a week