Last Day Of School - Inspiration Needed

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Archimedes - bloody hell, haven't heard that word for years!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

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You should go to school naked.

I get that a lot...

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You could start a bonfire of your old books in the sports fields

I would need those books for exams. Plus, fires are never good. I must have recounted the story of the burning armchair when I was at Reading, and the never-ending fire extinguisher?

[Big J R]

Archimedes ?

 

Wasn't he the guy that invented the screw ??

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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You should go to school naked.

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I get that a lot...

All boys school isn't it, GHA?? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />

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[GHA EFM]

That's the trouble.

[Chubbhead EFM]

My brother once played this prank on a girl at work who he really hated. he went into the staff room, found her pay slip and proceeded to wipe his [****!!****] with it. Amazingly he managed to get a bit of 'stuff' right where she had to rip it open. Disgusting!!

[GHA EFM]

Let me run this one past you all...

 

The stereo in the common room has no volume control, just an old biro stuck in to turn round whatever's inside. So you can turn it up/down, but with difficulty.

 

How about...

 

I get a CD of a few of the dirtiest songs I have. Put it in the CD player. Put some superglue on the plug socket etc, so the power stays on. Turn the volume up as loud as possible, and press play. Run away, giggling manically. Maybe the tape player actually, then I can tape up the deck as well, so it's non-stop.

 

The bricks through teachers' car windows idea was soon quashed, by the way.

[YELLOW]

Oh for God's sake! Some people are trying to eat!!

[GHA EFM]

Zeal / other St. Albanians. Do you remember the shop, upstairs in the Maltings, that used to sell childish prank type things (bangers etc). Bomb bags!! Fantastic device. Quite cheap, press some little thing together, run away, and they explode!! Some of them would be nice for Friday.

[Big J R]

Great idea, GHA.

 

I suggest the opening ten seconds of Plaistow Patricia', by Ian Dury.

 

You can find it, track 9, on "New Boots and Panties !!

 

THAT should do the trick !

[Chubbhead EFM]

I remember that shop, they used to have some good shops up there, that was before crappy TKMaxx came along <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Chubbhead EFM]

Or, Friggin in the Riggin by the Sex Pistols.

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I remember the shop. Bought a Stone Roses poster from there back in the early '90s. And a metal snuff-box thingy. Tobacco tin thing.

 

 

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Big J.R. Trust me. I've got some songs with more asterisks than words. I'll be sorted for material.

 

Chubbettler. They had some great shops up there. Ruf 'N' Tumble was the best of them all, though...

[Chubbhead EFM]

Zeal, was that the shop that was near the Comic book shop? If so I think I bought some Oasis postcards and keyrings from there.

 

I don't remember Rruf 'N' Tumble sadly GHA, i only went there occasionally.

[GHA EFM]

I wasn't ever able to go there, as I was too tall. But it still looked quality!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

That's the one, Chubbster!!

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

I remember another shop that used to sell things like lava lamps and stuff, and an army- style shop. Was there also an arcade of sorts there?? Iit's all coming back to me now!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Yeah, I remember the army shop. And the arcades. There was a curtain shop to, and some crap stationery shop at the top of the stairs!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

I remember the food court, the comic book shop, some art and crafts type shop, the computer games shop, the football shop and the military type bomb-bags' shop. Old skool.

 

Glory Days...