Last Day Of School - Inspiration Needed

[GHA EFM]

My last ever day of school on Friday. What end-of-school-so-can-play-prank-and-get-away-with-pretty-much-whatever-I-like ideas do anyone have??

 

Suggestions involving 'throw some toilet roll over some trees' or 'throw eggs at a brick wall' will be treated with the contempt they deserve.

 

As I said...inspire me!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

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[CANV EFM]

mug a teacher.... mind you thats pretty old hat these days i hear..

[GHA EFM]

What did you get up to on your last day, Zeal?

 

CANV. Already at my school in the last couple of weeks 6 video recorders, a DVD player, £300 and a TV Remote Control have been stolen. It's believed that the offender comes from Hatfield or B. Wood. I'm not up for stealing anything...that's what they would expect...

 

I could rise to the heights of a couple of years ago when someone who wishes to remain nameless planted a hoax bomb in the school toilets...but that's another story for another day.

[Big J R]

Walkin into school, suited and booted, clean shirt, straight tie, shiny shoes,

 

THEN walk round and thank every teacher so VERY much for being an inspiration to your future.

 

THAT should set 'em thinking !!

[Claire!]

they did that at my school as well in the last few days! you sure you're turning up at the correct school?

[CANV EFM]

mm bomb scares are probably bad form in the current climate.. i know nick a plane and fly it into the staffroom..!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Nice one, CANV!!

 

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What did you get up to on your last day, Zeal?

Walked out, actually. It was 11am on a March Monday morning, and I decided I'd had enough. Never returned to the place. Went to The Camp pub for a couple of Fosters' and started work the following week. Been here since.

 

 

[Chubbhead EFM]

On my last day at scholl we:

 

Dyed the sinks pink

Put bubble bath down the toilets so when it flushed it foamed over

Sprayed shaving foam everywhere.

Put red tape and 'Foot and Mouth' warning signs everywhere (it was during the f&M crisis, it was a girls school- you work it out)

Bunked our last lessons and got chased across the hockey pitch by our deputy headteacher.

 

A bit lame, but it's better then nothing. Besides I'm sure there was other stuff that I didn't see or know about. I think the canteen got ransacked that week too!

[Claire!]

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On my last day at scholl we:

Dyed the sinks pink
Put bubble bath down the toilets so when it flushed it foamed over
Sprayed shaving foam everywhere.
Put red tape and 'Foot and Mouth' warning signs everywhere (it was during the f&M crisis, it was a girls school- you work it out)
Bunked our last lessons and got chased across the hockey pitch by our deputy headteacher.

A bit lame, but it's better then nothing. Besides I'm sure there was other stuff that I didn't see or know about. I think the canteen got ransacked that week too!

which girls' school? stags?

[Chubbhead EFM]

No, Loreto, the one with the nuns!

[GHA EFM]

Interesting idea of Big J.R.'s, although I was planning to turn up in my Hawaiian shirt, baggy purple beach shorts and flip flops. Dunno about CANV's idea, bit risky, I might miss the staff room and hit somewhere else.

 

I like the 'Put bubble bath down the toilets so when it flushed it foamed over' idea, but since the hoax bomb (which was put in the toilets) there have been cameras which could incriminate. Unless someone did it in the girls' toilets...

[BFR]

If you want to be a right little [****!!****] you can rename the windows file on all of the computers in your school...... that'll go down well, just make sure you're logged in as somebody you don't like so they get to carry the can

[Chubbhead EFM]

Yeah, and change the picture on the desktop to something pornographic!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

bigfatrebel - that is superb!!

 

Think I'll do that, one day if I ever leave here!!

 

 

[GHA EFM]

Wouldn't work unfortunately. The little Hitlers in charge of the school computer networks don't let you do anything like put a picture on the desktop or change any names. The right click on the mouse is disabled. I think my user account has been banned from the internet due to the fact that I downloaded the Champ Man 4 demo a while back...you're not supposed to play games or download anything from the internet.

 

This 'prank' has to be something that is much more visual and graphic.

[Big J R]

Are you going to submit a piccy then, Chubbhead ?

[BFR]

just don't try it out on your own machine. I did it a few years back at school when PC's were rare expensive commodities (mostly had to put up with sodding Archimedes) I'm not sure if they ever got the machine fixed, but certainly it was buggered for a considerable time and made some quite horrible noises as I legged it out of the library.

 

Problem is these days people are a little more clever and make certain files restricted. But give it a go anyway

[Chubbhead EFM]

You could make fake porno-pics involving members of staff and pin photocopies up around the school.

 

You could start a bonfire of your old books in the sports fields

 

You could go to school naked.

[The Caretaker]

GHA - You've left it a bit late to make your mark now.

 

My last day at school was somewhat premature as I was expelled half way through A levels for running a syndicate involved with handling stolen goods and illegal contraband. I also think the report stated that I called the teacher that finally nailed me "an interfering old c**t". Apparently she didn't like that at all .... these sensitive sorts eh ?

 

Could have tried harder - 6/10 see me after class.