Well Done Hookey!

[Jenko]

Just stumbled across this on the pub forum. Not one to blow his own trumpet I would just like to say well done mate although the copper was going to arrest you is because your a short Irish c**t!

 

"Me and couple of guys from the office were walking down Old Broad Street yesterday, when we came a cross some t0sser bent over letting the air out of a parked up police van's tyres. I ran over and gave him a kick up the @rse, with that he jumped up and legged it with two of his equally scruffy mates running after him, they didn't even look back to see who did it.

 

With that, a copper who had seen me kick him, ran over to me and was about to do me for assault until we explained what had happended. To my amazement he just said sorry mate, you should have kicked him harder!!!"

[lesbos]

sorry but hookey works in the city and is an instrument of capitialism, come the revolution when marxist-leninists like me gain control he will be put against the wall and fecking shot.

SMASH THE CAPITALIST STATE!!!

[Jenko]

LOL

[coach et 64]

Hookey has been caught in a violent act and got away with it simply because is a servant of those capitalists.One day that young boy will get his revenge.Rich those days are not far...

[Jenko]

I'd gladly be caught voilently smashing your fat mug in!

[coach et 64]

Any form of violence is not condoned.Just refrain yourself and keep your temper in control.

[and1inthetree]

perhaps you meant *restrain* yourself?

 

no need to thank, i live to give.

[coach et 64]

Thanks mate,refrain is fine.

[TB&G]

Typical Coachie. Out of tune as usual!

[coupwotcoup]

Wasn't that a scene from the Time Bandits?

[Hookey]

I'm a bit embarrassed about it to be honest Jenks, not because I regret it but because I posted it.

 

I'm a socialist at heart and don't really have time for the Old Bill, never really forgave them for the way they behaved during the Miner's strike, particularly at Orgreave.

 

Though I do have a lot of time for the old fashioned Bobby on the beat, armed with now't but a truncheon and a whistle.

[Hookey]

Besides, if he had turned round and seen the size of me, he might run back and kicked me up the @rse!!

[Groyney]

Judging by his initial reaction to your kick, though, he was obviously of Italian descent, so you were safe enough.

[and1inthetree]

my dad was a copper of the type you describe above. (yes, i'm a piglet). i've got a picture of him smiling pointing to a "no poll tax" bit of graffiti. a few weeks later he was at the poll tax riots and bless our government of the time, had a plastic dustbin lid as a shield from the raining projectiles. (not enough to deflect the wine bottle that hit him square in the face and gave him a 3 week shiner). anyway, he got on with it and showed a lot of common sense, as did the copper who witnessed hookey kicking an unimaginative tw@t up the @rse.

 

anyway hookey - banter content follows.

 

if the bloke turned round, even if he was on his knees at the time, he still would have needed to look further down to spot you. plus, if he tried to kick you up the @rse, he might have stubbed his toe?

 

 

 

 

[Hookey]

Ha Ha Ha Treeboy, that was a spit my red wine over the screen moment!

 

God bless your Dad and and all the "thin blue line", I still remember when the height of bravery was knocking a copper's helmet off with a catapult, or if you were feeling extra brave, a potato.

 

As for the banter bit, according to you, if I get an smaller I'll be a fecking "Borrower"!!!

[coupwotcoup]

Wasn't me with the wine bottle Tree.. honest guv'nor.. I was at Barnet v Darlington that day....

[Lightweight]

My old boss used to work at the docks in the 60s. One of the guys he knew broke open a box of hams. He took a 7lb ham out and cut of a big slice of it and scoffed it down. He turned around to see one of the docks coppers standing behind him. "suppose your gonna knick me then" said the guy. "No" said the copper "but I'm going to stand here while you eat the rest of the ham" That's real justice!

[Kaiser Jnr]

Fair play to you Hookey. I think judging on how wound up I was earlier on last week, I would have done the same.

 

What happened last week was a joke, and I hope the protesters getting gassed. Bunch of pratts.

[Jenko]

You would try and kiss 'em you gayer!

[coupwotcoup]

SMALL MERCIES: Hookey and other members of the social club crew, celebrate after a Bower's win earlier this season..