Friday Quiz

[Eastside Urchin]

Originally Posted By: Golden Boots

1 - What are your plans for the weekend?
Watching hornchurch smash hastings,getting bladdered and romping some local bint

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin?
Dirty slut!
3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss...
Sh1t
4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...?
Sh1t curries
5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...?
Run over pikey scum gippo hippies that protest
6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season?
simon parker
7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground)
meatball sub
8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why?
the taming of the spanish armada,jumped up deigos
9 - Who inspires you?
Bill oddie

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you?

nah,scaggy old mare

[smallsy]

cantos, won and scored. don't forget the AND SCORED.

[Jenko]

Trenks I know 3 people who were there...lucky kents!

[Silencer]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend?

 

Brian Clough Movie tonight.....then all pumped for the game tomorrow, hopefully be the first side to beat champions elect Romford down at the arena. I am sure that I will get a fair old whack of abuse from my Romford friends tomorrow. Then get smashed, finger a fat bird and fall asleep whilst watching Babestation. Wake up Sunday morning, tissue is hand and Kebab in bed as I rush to Sunday morning football. Pub lunch then snooooze the day away watching Sky Sports!

 

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin?

 

No, she is considered a fantasy and a target to smash!

 

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss...

 

Retro and different, the collar ruins it for me. I would prefer a round neck a`la 1966 kit. Also, the new Badge...what is the point. How annoyed would you be if you had a three lions tatoo and then the badge changed...

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...?

 

Immigrants in this country who rape, beg, steal and dont work. The ones who work...fair enough. The scumbags can do one. Also, I would protest if England ever appointed a Jock as manager of the national team.

 

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...?

 

Depends who I was battling against.....I reckon I would get carried away though and batton wield like the Italian Police at football matches!

 

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season?

 

Cody Mcdonald...cr@p name though

 

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground)

 

Cheese and Beef with a packet of s&v crisps in the middlw. Mmmm

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why?

 

The day Tottenham were founded....I would prevent this from happening. This in turn would have saved us from thousands of divvy supporters

 

9 - Who inspires you?

 

No-one really...I think everyone has flaws. In life, with heros they tend to be real jerks if you ever meet. I met Darren Gough once at V...what a northern numptie he was

 

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you?

 

Filthy little minx, she would let her female mates join in and everything. I bet she would let you bolt in her face and love it. I am looking at her in my mouse mate.

[onebreast]

JJ that is too true mate , they always say dont meet your heroes.

[Jenko]

Martin Keown was a great guy, as was Tony Adams , Ian Wight, Lennox Lewis and Nigel Benn...to name a few I've met.

[Hookey]

I grew up idolising Geoff Hurst, then a couple of years ago I met him at a book signing, what a prize prick!!!

 

Whereas Michael Palin is just like his persona on TV, a lovely fella and very polite and funny.

[onebreast]

My hero is Paul Merson from watching the gunners at an early age. Our goalkeeper at GWR said to me that Merson was his manager at Walsall and he used to turn up drunk near on every day to training. I would love to meet him but i think the thing about having a hero is the whole enigma of the person , wondering what they are really like etc

[Silencer]

Merson is even more of a legend now....

 

Would love a drunk Gaffer at training, what a legend ha ha

 

Joking!!!

[Squadron Leader.....]

OB Merson is a true legend! I got his shirt at the end of the Arsenal vs Newcastle game just before Garons was opened and he signed it at the opening....now framed on my bedroom wall!! Awesome!!

[onebreast]

He will always remain my favourite player to grace an arsenal shirt. True legend !!

[Squadron Leader.....]

I agree mate!

When i met him all be it briefly he did nothing to change that! (He was probably p*ssed though )