Friday Quiz

[Golden Boots]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend?

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin?

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss...

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...?

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...?

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season?

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground)

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why?

 

9 - Who inspires you?

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you?

[Hookey]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend? Beers tonight, Basildon Town v Sungate tomorrow followed by beers, spend Sunday in the garden.... with some beers.

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin? If it makes her feel better to think so.

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss... I won't be rushing out to buy it

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...? I'd protest against the G20 protesters

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...? I'd run riot

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season? Romford's Ben Turner

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground) Never go there

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why? I'd prevent the shooting of Jill Dando cos I fancied her. Shallow I know

 

9 - Who inspires you? Sadly no-one

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you? Not 'arf!!

[Kaiser Jnr]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend?

 

Football, and terrorising some nightclub in Essex.

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin?

 

No. The filthy minx.

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss...

 

I love it. Back to the old school. None of this flashy red b*llox.

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...?

 

The fact that I dont have enough money to emigrate to Australia yet.

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...?

 

Depends what they did to me.

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season?

 

Joe Wooley (was @ Barkingside, now @ Thurrock)

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground)

 

Foot Long Tuna.

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why?

 

Winning the 1966 World Cup. That would be lem.

 

9 - Who inspires you?

 

David Beckham

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you?

 

Absolutely.

 

 

[Jenko]

1. What are your plans for the weekend? Spend time with my son

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin? As long as she lets me watch I don't give a s**t!

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss...gay

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...? To make all fit birds wear them leggings showing some ar*e crack and camel toe!

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...? I'd smash people up proper!

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season? Me

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground) Roast Chicken with Southwest sauce...I'm gonna get one now!

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why? Michael Thomas scoring at Anfield...Legendary!

 

9 - Who inspires you? My son and family, especially my brother in law who lost his son...sports wise - Tony Adams, Dennis Bergkamp, Lennox Lewis, Marvin Hagler, Michael Jonhson...Non Sport - anyone who lives life and should moan, grumble, hate people etc and doesn't and just gets on with it...like my nephew who died!

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you?

I'd smash her backdoors in and know she'd have a bit of bum fun! She is filth

[coupwotcoup]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend? - Southend Manor v Romford, but no plans to over celebrate now and of course a bit of Dogging in Southchurch Park later

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin? - Is this a double-ended question?

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss... - Not seen it.

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...? - if the European wine lake every dries up.

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...? - I wouldn't.

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season? - Ricky Mackin

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground) - I don't eat fast/slow food

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why? - July 1, 1916 and in my best Frank Doberman voice I would say oi Haigh, Fosch and the rest of you, with your fancy epaulettes and Etonian funny walks.. NO.

 

9 - Who inspires you? - Hookey.. he makes me glad that I drank all my school milk.

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you? - only in a threesome with her dyke biatch.

[Golden Boots]

1 - Football, football, football, work, football, football, you get the idea

 

2 - I guess scientifically it depends whether she has been 'broken', be it naturally or artificially, anyway who cares, I'd like to watch

 

3 - Good for the pub, shocking for a game

 

4 - Degenerate protestors moaning about the capitalism whilst wearing sportswear, and the chavvy bastards that got involved for no reason, instead of trashing things why not go and make some money?

 

5 - I'd be cracking heads like a kid with a teaspoon in a boiled egg factory

 

6 - Cody McDonald

 

7 - Meatball marinara, double cheese, southwest sauce

 

8 - The swearing in of Tony Blair as Prime Minister so I could ask everyone what the hell they were thinking, and tell them all about what the future holds with him in charge

 

9 - Alan Shearer

 

10 - Deffo

[Hookey]

There you go again Coup, confusing height with stature.

[coupwotcoup]

[Karate Chimp]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend? Southend Manor V Romford on Sat then Jalani Runners v Claret on Sunday.

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin? Are they wearing Strap-ons or just scissoring?

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss... I like it. Especially having the red numbers back

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...? To ban all protests and make the protesters do a real days work and have a wash.

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...? I would kick there heads if. Bloody hippies

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season? Titus Bramble

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground)Meatball Marinara

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why? 1966 World Cup Final

 

9 - Who inspires you? Boris Johnson

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you? Yes she scrubs up well for a ginger.

[Lightweight]

Originally Posted By: Golden Boots

1 - What are your plans for the weekend? Watch Romford v Southend Manor, possibly banterise JJ who is a ledge!

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin? I don't know they would have to let me watch before I could decide

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss... Looks like a polo shirts bought from primark

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...? The banning of the word ample.

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...? I'd like to say I would be restrained, but if you had a dirty work shy hippy layabout in a tie dye t shirt screaming obscenities at me, I'd have to give him a hefty twating!

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season? Brian suchley or Ben Turner maybe Paul kavanagh if not him then Ricky Mackin!

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground) The one that doesn't fall apart in your hands as you eat it.

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why? The Big Bang! To witness the start of all creation.

9 - Who inspires you? Martin Luther King

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you? yep!

Yep!

[Jenko]

Take the quotes out LW you f**king bald mug!

[cantos]

Originally Posted By: Golden Boots

1 - What are your plans for the weekend?

I am free,where are you taking me?

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin?

Yep

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss...

Who are England

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...?

The Cancellation of Eldorado

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...?

A few crafty digs don't hurt

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season


7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground)Don't eat them

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why?

Smallsy winning a penalty for the ESL Select and Treeboy arriving at the Terrence Mcmillan Stadium.

9 - Who inspires you?

Kevin from Ware

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you?

What,again?

[Lightweight]

No you ugly fukwit!

[Kaiser Jnr]

GB - Good point regarding question 6.

 

Absolutely fantastic player, and showed that by scoring after 15 minutes into his Norwich debut!

[Golden Boots]

He came on as a sub against us in the Ryman cup, scored 2 in 10 minutes, that was after training with Nowrwich for the past 2 days, just so alert, positioning was great, calm finishing as well...

[Jenko]

Why don't you go and suck his c**k you pair of gayers!

[Golden Boots]

Why dont you chaw my pipe you coachie baiting feckwit...?

 

 

[Jenko]

[Groyney]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend? - Formula One, Southend Manor v Romford, charrridy work (but I don't like to talk about it)

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin? - I'll need to see the video footage before my decision comes to a climax.

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss... - It'll be about

[onebreast]

1 - What are your plans for the weekend? Big game against Enfield Town tomorrow

 

2 - If a lesbian has sex with women, but never with a man is she still considered a virgin? mmmm lesbians

 

3 - The 'new' England Kit... Discuss... love it , especially the new trackie tops

 

4 - If you had to protest against anything, what would be your cause...? More rights for men with one large breast

 

5 - Following on from that, how restrained (or not) would you be as a member of a police riot squad...? I'd batter the fck out of them hippy soapdodging kents. Scumbags the lot of em.

 

6 - Who is the best player you have seen in non-league football this season? John Frendo

 

7 - Favourite Subway?(The food kind, not the Yank underground)Its all about steak & cheese , double cheese , a bit of red onion , bootiful

 

8 - If you could go back in time and witness any historical event, what would it be and why? Jenks I thought of this then i saw your post ! great minds! Id deffo go back to Friday 26th May 1989 and be in the crowd at Anfield for that magical night.

 

9 - Who inspires you? David Brent,Ronald McDonald,Jeff Stelling

 

10 - Lindsey Lohan, would you? She would be guaranteed filth