Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support Fans Focus by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content

Building bridges


Recommended Posts

Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
my great great uncle isabard did indeed design bridges and also built them with his own construction company...

the great western caymen islands cash company..

he also designed and built canals but alas his genius was wasted...as a serious lothario and sexual predator he fell foul of victorian englands puritanical society and emigrated to panama where he lived his life in delirious oblivion surrounded by spanish speaking companions alert and compliant to his every whim....

I can feel a new film script coming on...evil



Isambard Kingdom Brunnel, started a tunnel under the Thames from Gravesend to Tilbury(fact), but when he was told it would allow the great unwashed from Essex into the Holy land of Kent................He filled it in(poetic licence!) evil
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1

Isambard Kingdom Brunnel, started a tunnel under the Thames from Gravesend to Tilbury(fact), but when he was told it would allow the great unwashed from Essex into the Holy land of Kent................He filled it in(poetic licence!) evil


Yer, its called the Dartford Tunnel... helps me a lot smile

Originally Posted By: Bitch
Oh, that was you? Next time dont eat all the coffee creams first, they are my favourites


Sorry... next time i will bring a tin of Quality Street smile
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally Posted By: Bitch
Oh, that was you? Next time dont eat all the coffee creams first, they are my favourites laugh

Howezy, i'll leave the draw bridge down for you tonight wink

And on that note, i'm off to bed to wait grin



Bitch, you might be disappointed - Darkness aka Howezy is already promised to another .....
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally Posted By: Howezy
Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1

Isambard Kingdom Brunnel, started a tunnel under the Thames from Gravesend to Tilbury(fact), but when he was told it would allow the great unwashed from Essex into the Holy land of Kent................He filled it in(poetic licence!) evil


Yer, its called the Dartford Tunnel... helps me a lot smile

Originally Posted By: Bitch
Oh, that was you? Next time dont eat all the coffee creams first, they are my favourites


Sorry... next time i will bring a tin of Quality Street smile


Wrong...it was started between Bath Street and Stewart Road, Gravesend, the old entrance was discovered when part of the land Forrest Funfair used to winter on, collapsed!
The Dartford Tunnel was started by Purfleet women trying to find real men in Kent, as there were none in Essex! grinarse
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Originally Posted By: Darter
Bitch, you might be disappointed - Darkness aka Howezy is already promised to another .....


No i am not... how many times do i have to explain?

Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1
The Dartford Tunnel was started by Purfleet women trying to find real men in Kent, as there were none in Essex!

I would argue this... but you are right...


Originally Posted By: Darter
Anyway all, we don't want to build up Howezy's hopes, I guess...

Theres no point i am sinking all the time
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...