American FLEET FAN No1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin crikey did I miss some posts on this thread....I was actually looking up the old chinese folklore behind the willow pattern china... weeping willow here it stands seems to cover all the lands wading birds on the shore two men on the bridge maybe more Shouldn't that read: two men at the bridge? Hhhhmmmmm........Is this a subliminal advert for Hornchurch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Urchin Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 ha ha...its two men AND a dog at the bridge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Urchin Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 BRIDGE OF NAMES A feature film by Uncle Urchin precis Steve just wants to get to Granby. Then he meets Agnes... ... her best friend, Amelia... ... and Brother Wilf. Complications ensue. A fairy tale about a punk rocker, a football fan, and his drinking buddy, a menage a trois, a loose living female hell's angel set against the back drop of easy rider sets and throbbing harley davidson motor bikes and all entertwined with a mellow and heartwarming tale of the rise from obscurity of a football team and their subsequent journey into the mystical land of moonies, elves, dwarves, evil brainwashers, mad bikers and finally a happy tear jerking ending as the good guys scarper with the loot and the evil ones are banished to an eternity inside an intel Mk 111 ipod. Urchin Pictures Present Bridge of Names Written and directed by Uncle Urchin Cast "Steve Grunick" - Harry J Allstars "Agnes Beauchamp" - Bitch "Brother Wilf" - Jeff "Amelia Beauchamp" - Darter "Robyn" - Hannah "Brenda Kilgallen" - Annie "Chief Brooks" - Patman "Prison Guard" - Wanchai "Michael" - John The Fleet "Dan" - Cantos "The Vet" - DA11 "Barman" - Hirsty "The Hitman" American Fleet Fan "The Judge" - Rsheard "The Doctor" - Lord Horn "The Baby" - Coach et64 Filmed in Cinemascope entirely on Location in Essex. Executive Producer and Financiers - Bridge Cash Investments Inc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American FLEET FAN No1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin ha ha...its two men AND a dog at the bridge... The dog had taken Urchin Mentalist to.................Obedience Classes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bitch Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1 Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin ha ha...its two men AND a dog at the bridge... The dog had taken Urchin Mentalist to.................Obedience Classes! That is a bridge too far Fleety Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American FLEET FAN No1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin BRIDGE OF NAMES A feature film by Uncle Urchin precis Steve just wants to get to Granby. Then he meets Agnes... ... her best friend, Amelia... ... and Brother Wilf. Complications ensue. A fairy tale about a punk rocker, a football fan, and his drinking buddy, a menage a trois, a loose living fermale hells angel set against the back drop of easy rider sets and throbing harley davidson motor bikes and all entertwined with a mellow and heartwarming tale of the rise from obscurity of a football team and their subsequent journey into the mystical land of moonies, elves dwarves, evil brainwashers, mad bikers and finally a happy tear jerking ending as the good guys scarper with the loot and the evil ones are banished to an eternity inside an intel Mk 111 ipod. Urchin Pictures Present Bridge of Names Written and directed by Uncle Urchin Cast "Steve Grunick" - Harry J Allstars "Agnes Beauchamp" - Bitch "Brother Wilf" - Jeff "Amelia Beauchamp" - Darter "Robyn" - Hannah "Brenda Kilgallen" - Annie "Chief Brooks" - Patman "Prison Guard" - Wanchai "Michael" - John The Fleet "Dan" - Cantos "The Vet" - DA11 "Barman" - Hirsty "The Hitman" American Fleet Fan "The Judge" - Rsheard "The Doctor" - Lord Horn "The Baby" - Coach et64 Filmed in Cinemascope entirely on Location in Essex. Executive Producer and Financiers - Bridge Cash Investments Inc You forgot to add Lord Haw Haw and Rhodes to the cast.............I have nobody to hit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatMan Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin Written and directed by Uncle Urchin Cast "Chief Brooks" - Patman Always knew you wrote a loada sh!te - now confirmed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Urchin Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: PatMan Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin Written and directed by Uncle Urchin Cast "Chief Brooks" - Patman Always knew you wrote a loada sh!te - now confirmed ha ha...its all in the eye of the reader pat....I'll give you top billing in my next production.....in the meantime we must continue to bridge the gap ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Urchin Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1 You forgot to add Lord Haw Haw and Rhodes to the cast.............I have nobody to hit! wanchai haw haw is the evil jailer.....shape up FF1 or else I'll get brad pitt in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Urchin Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Over the Bridge of Sighs To rest my eyes in shades of green Under Dreaming Spires To Itchycoo Park, that's where I've been now which bridge of sighs was marriot referring to... http://europeforvisitors.com/venice/articles/bridge_of_sighs.htm http://home.clara.net/reedhome/oxford/2_ne.html there is a third bridge of sighs also...anyone know where that is...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American FLEET FAN No1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Actually I found two! http://www.rampantscotland.com/know/blknow_sighs.htm http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuartyeates/43326585/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Urchin Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1 Actually I found two! http://www.rampantscotland.com/know/blknow_sighs.htm http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuartyeates/43326585/ jocks don't count.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American FLEET FAN No1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1 Actually I found two! http://www.rampantscotland.com/know/blknow_sighs.htm http://www.flickr.com/photos/stuartyeates/43326585/ jocks don't count.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darter Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Hello boys and girls. ooo I am delighted to see that I am to feature in a movie with you all. I can tell you, Doheochai is just pissing me off so much on the other forum, I have been arguing with him .... no bridges being built there lol. Please reduce his part .... We also hear that we get the financial info next week, Monday! Will our film be like "A Bridge Too Far"?? (edited - thought I'd better not be abusive) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantos Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I am hoping my character gets to sleep with the Beauchamp sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darter Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: cantos I am hoping my character gets to sleep with the Beauchamp sisters. Only if it helps us to build bridges. It might backfire ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darter Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 It's quiet on here ... too quiet ... I don't like it, sir .... (could it be the European Cup Final lol?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darter Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 This is my usual but here slightly squashed avatar - Greta Garbo as Mata Hari x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantos Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I am here for you Darter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
American FLEET FAN No1 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 Originally Posted By: cantos I am here for you Darter. Wise up cantos.........Greta Garbo wanted to be alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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