Coachie mystical ball !

[coach et 64]

Like my cousin Nostradamus used to,Coachie has had a look at his mystical ball and the oracle has told him what will happen in 15 years time in non-league footie...

Onebreast at the end of his mighty career and after nearly 750 GWR first team games,has taken over the managerial helm and will be challenging CRFC's Danny Heale and Burnham Ramblers Smallsy for top honours in the Ryman Premier.Hookey son Joe has been appointed first team coach at Bowers in rym 1 and his ageing father goes to press saying that he's over the moon!!! Sixy with Danny Cowley has moved to Conference Premier favourites Hornchurch FC and has taken ginger Watery boy with him.Yidarmy on reccomendation from Hullbridge FC chairman ET,takes over at Lower road and his first words are:Ryman Premier here we come and with Jenko as first team coach we are going places!! He added:with capable people like our secretary Beeswax and press officer-webmaster Groynestrayne the sky is the limit!!!Burnham's 1st team manager Smallsy is also happy that the club has a new club secretary-treasurer-groundsman-i do everything in Kaiser Junior that replaces the retired legendary Shaun Pugh.

Benfleet FC are the emerging team in the ESL and a forum legend Golden Boots is the nouvel vague first team manager.JP ain't the golden boy anymore but has just got the managerial job at Tiptree FC and his first words are: I learnt everything i know from Coachie and now i'm gonna put into use!! Romford are playing their home games at the New Brooklands with a capacity of 25000 in the new Football League div.3.Lighweight is still in charge of all club's stewards.Coup is the club's webmaster and Boroman's young nephew is controlling all the sprinklers and act as club's groundsman.TBG and Brewery Town are the real club's honorary committee members and MCP runs the Romford faction of the Ultras. Finally Bitch has become Tonbridge Angels president and CRFC gets the Non League award as the most successful chaiman of the last decade.UM and Hornchurch get supporters award as well and finally a former non league player Oggers is appointed as the referee for the Champions league final between Real Madrid and Ac Milan in Paris!!!

[Eastside Urchin]

nutter

[Hookey]

Originally Posted By: coach et 64

Like my cousin Nostradamus used to,Coachie has had a look at his mystical ball and the oracle has told him what will happen in 15 years time in non-league footie...

Hookey son Joe has been appointed first team coach at Bowers in rym 1 and his ageing father goes to press saying that he's over the moon!!!

Lol, he has his sights set a lot higher than that Rico and what do you mean ageing? I'm ageing now!!!

Funny post though.... For you.

[coach et 64]

Ageeing is a nice way to say an old git!!

[Hookey]

Can't argue with you there, I'm a "Grumpy" old man, hence the avatar.

[Groyney]

Damn, I opened this thread hoping it was a raffle.

[YIDARMY]

coach your to funny

[whatsthepoint]

hEY cOACHIE, YOU FORGOT TO MENTION ZODY

[Hookey]

Originally Posted By: chancer

hEY cOACHIE, YOU FORGOT TO MENTION ZODY

And you forgot to take the CAPS LOCK off.

[whatsthepoint]

I did, too be sure

[coach et 64]

Zody will never be forgotten by the Forum Independent Party activists...for now he's cast into oblivion

[Lightweight]

Originally Posted By: YIDARMY

coach your to funny

Sorry did I miss something?

[YIDARMY]

yeah

[Lightweight]

Bloody hell the hospital lets you stay up this late. What is institutional care coming to!

[Jenko]

S**t post. Coachie trying to be funny and worm his way back in.

 

I'm with you LW I missed something in the humour stakes.

[Beeswax]

Originally Posted By: coach et 64

He added:with capable people like our secretary Beeswax ...

I don't think so

[MCP]

I have to admit i read coachies post and didn't laugh once

[whatsthepoint]

and.....................................he never mention pipes either

[Lightweight]

He did you slaphead div!

[whatsthepoint]

just proves that I wear glasses and I wasnt wearing them you kent:)