Fansfocus ESL team anyone?

[Jenko]

How do you have sex with a gate?

[Hookey]

The gate has a very small keyhole.

[Lightweight]

You have to get it p!ssed first!

[Groyney]

By blocking its passage.

[TB&G]

Don't worry Lighty we'll find you an old wooden one with a few well greased knotholes of various circumference sizes.

[JP21]

Good stuff GB!

 

I'm also delighted to announce the coup of Romford 'legend' and forum lurker Paul Rogan. I am delighted with this addition to the team, as Kingy will now have someone smaller than him to play with.

[JP21]

I'd be all over that like Yidarmy to Trenks bra straps.

 

 

IF ANYONE ELSE IS UP FOR THIS I'LL SORT IT OUT. WE NEED A NAME THOUGH. ANYONE ELSE?

 

8 Needed:

 

JP

GB

Jenko

Big D

Kaiser Jnr (don't worry, we can pie him off later)

Rogie

 

2 more places left...a goalkeeper will be one of them. So one more outfield player?

[Jenko]

HAHAHA....JP who's the squad so far?

[JP21]

There you are mate.

 

P.S Rogie - seeing as you are ferociously clicking 'Refresh' on this page, you do realise for inclusion you have to actually start posting!