The Lottery !

[Big J R]

So they are saying on the news that Camelot is in dire straits, (Poor old Mark Knoppler), Losing a fortune, and their answer ?

 

Lets have more drawers ! Now that's bl**dy clever, ain't it ?

 

You stand more chance of getting sh**t from a rocking-horse than winning the big one, and they say 'Have more Drawers'!

 

Where does your hard earnt pound, (or part, thereof), go ? To some bl**dy left wing lesbian human rights appeal or such-like.

 

And we musn't forget the FANTASTIC bonus's the directors pick up.

 

Well ! That's my spleen vented for the day.

 

Over to you............................

[The Invisible Man]

Well if they're in financial trouble, the answer's obvious.

 

They should do the lottery.

 

 

 

[Big J R]

Give it to Sir Richard !

[Little Miss Urchin]

I agree. Looking over someone's shoulder this mornig I saw that with the possible new Olympics lottery draw, of the £750m the (will hopefully) make, 12% - £90m? - will go straight into the Treasury's coffers and a further £120m or so will go to the poor, hard-up directors.

 

How Branson didn't the licence is beyond me - IT SHOULD BE NON-PROFIT!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

Quote:

So they are saying on the news that Camelot is in dire straits, (Poor old Mark Knoppler), Losing a fortune, and their answer ?

Lets have more drawers ! Now that's bl**dy clever, ain't it ?

You stand more chance of getting sh**t from a rocking-horse than winning the big one, and they say 'Have more Drawers'!

Where does your hard earnt pound, (or part, thereof), go ? To some bl**dy left wing lesbian human rights appeal or such-like.

And we musn't forget the FANTASTIC bonus's the directors pick up.

Well ! That's my spleen vented for the day.

Over to you............................

I didn't realise that Camelot were getting into furniture manufacture!

[Urchino]

Lesbians Deserve Lottery Handouts <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> we'll the good looking ones anyway

[Big J R]

Personally, I think lesbians need a 'Stiff' talking too !

 

However !

 

Did anyone see that docu on the box last week about Sir Richard ?

 

I thought it was brilliant, even if the presenter was little, how you say, patronising !

[Uncle Urchin]

I agree....Lesbians are alright so long as you can keep an eye on 'em...!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

I dont think i have ever met a lesbian ?! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Nout wrong with 'em, as long as they keep a civil tongue in their head !

[Big J R]

Reminds me of a joke. I'll put it on the Laughter board.

[The Invisible Man]

I expect to meet a large number of Lesbians in a couple of weeks.

 

I'll let you know how I get on.

[Urchino]

Thanks for that eagaly waiting for answers to these questions

 

Are all lesbians Femonists

Are They all Butch

[The Invisible Man]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

All will be revealed on 13 June.

[Big J R]

QUOTE:

 

"I expect to meet a large number of Lesbians in a couple of weeks."

 

 

Or did you mean,

 

"I expect to meet a number of large Lesbians in a couple of weeks."

 

And in answer to your questions Vr2,

 

1. No.

2. No.

 

Some are extremely attractive and feminine !

 

[The Invisible Man]

Quote:

QUOTE:

"I expect to meet a large number of Lesbians in a couple of weeks."


Or did you mean,

"I expect to meet a number of large Lesbians in a couple of weeks."

[color:"red"]No, but statistically some probably will be. [/color]

And in answer to your questions Vr2,

1. No.
2. No.

Some are extremely attractive and feminine !

[color:"red"] Good! [/color]

[Big J R]

Trouble is, I.M, Attractive and feminine they may be, but that's just as far as it goes as far as men are concerned.

 

HOWEVER !

 

Bi-s**ual. Now that's a different world !

[The Invisible Man]

Quote:

Trouble is, I.M, Attractive and feminine they may be, but that's just as far as it goes as far as men are concerned.

[color:"red"] It's ok, I like spectator sports [/color]

Bi-s**ual. Now that's a different world !

[color:"red"]Is it true that once you learn to ride them you never forget? [/color]

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Only if you fall off...............