The Cantos Show is back

[cantos]

In a special loan deal between the Urchins and Southill Alexander i am pleased to say the update show will be back today (subject to Mrs Yellow pulling her finger out).

 

In a clash when good friends Nette and Bitch turn into Ena Sharples and Elsie Tanner for 2 hours it is sure to be a good one.

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What happened to Lent then.......?........good luck, hope to still be able to see the match after half time.......

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

cantos, i will be txting you updates.

 

However in the past you cant seem to keep up with my updates as you dont put them all on here!

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The mass hordes of Urchins are nearing the Tonbridge ground having been held up crossing the Dartford bridge.

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Apparently so many Urchins have crossed the Bridge that Havering is now 2 foot above sea level higher than it was yesterday.

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The Urchin army have arrived and just bundled Bitch in the bar.

[coupwotcoup]

I shall be doing a Long Wave version on the ESL forum..

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Originally Posted By: cantos

The Urchin army have arrived and just bundled Bitch in the bar.

The Urchins have now bundled Bitch.

I would like to wish the 85 year old woman collecting for the local hospice a speedy recovery.

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Strauss out for 142

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Shah run out.

 

What a pair of Middlesex mugs.

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Coventry 0 Chelsea 2

 

Full Time

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Hornchurch team

 

Willis,Coyne,Spencer,Purdie,McFarlane,Tomlinson,Goodfellow,Janney,Lee,Wall,Styles

 

Subs:Green,Barnard,Curley,Stowe,Sweeney

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Sunderland 1 Spurs 0

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All Urchins in the early stages.

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Game stopped as Elliot injured

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Harrow 1 Hendon 1

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Heybridge 0 Sutton 1

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England 313-4

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Carshalton 0 Ramsgate 1

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Still 0-0 at Tonbridge.

 

The Urchins continue to take the game towards Tonbridge