The Office, 19 May 2003, 8.31am

[The Caretaker]

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No, what drives me mad is you, you boring bitch. Shut the fk up.

 

Colin - don't stand for it any longer, just tell her straight. Honesty is the best policy <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

If she dosen't like it, tough !!

[Claire!]

Office woman with the fat [****!!****] has just had her "partner" call up and tell her that it is raining and that he got wet going to his van. what a plonker. who cares, how sad is it that you have to phone up every half hour to let your "partner" know what you are doing.

[MK James]

 

I'm just off to the STD clinic , back in half hour love

 

 

P.S did you get my PM

[Claire!]

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I'm just off to the STD clinic , back in half hour love


P.S did you get my PM

I did get it thanks!! I think it is really good news and i'm gonna have to go down sometime! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Just popping to see your best mate, phone will be switched for for half hour

[Claire!]

2.04PM, I had better go home early today incase i get hit by the rain, says office fat [****!!****].

 

Bugger off then, at least i wont have to listen to you moan about it any longer!

[Claire!]

3.44pm, airbourne express man comes into office and say" did you have a hail storm earlier? isn't the weather dredful?"

 

Oh My GOD!!!!

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Boring, boring people, Claire.

 

 

[Claire!]

i know,

[ESG]

they were nearly as big as golf balls

[GHA EFM]

Just quickly...

 

Surely talking about people talking about the weather is worse than simply talking about the weather??

[Big J R]

At the STD clinic ??

 

You ARE introuble !

[GHA EFM]

Better to be safe, surely...

[Northern Monkey]

Bet all she will talk about on Monday next week is.................

BIG BROTHER.

 

Not as good as first lot/last lot, do you remember whatsisface etc etc drivel drivel <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

[CANV EFM]

lets face it.. everyone loves the weather.. everyone loves talking about the weather.. sure it can be the annoying office bint, but it can also be the weather before a big game (does it suit the long ball teams? a force 9 off the estuary?) or the weather before a grand prix.. we have to face the facts , this nation is based upon the weather.. without it we are nothing.... oh and beer, did i mention beer?

[YELLOW]

Talking of the weather, it seems someone has set off a nuclear cloud over Canvey. Everything's gone dark!!

[GHA EFM]

It's called 'night-time.'

[CANV EFM]

nah .. it dosent get dark in these southern climes till about 10 pm... or is that the gasworks..?

[Big J R]

I suppose it depends WHETHER you like talking about the WEATHER

 

Get my Coat...........................

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It was very bright and sunny at 6am!