The Capitalist Republic of St.Albans

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Right, St.Albans is swimming with cash and we have to bail out poor people in Wales and the north.

People from Borehamwood and Hatfield can move freely around St.Albans

It's time to take action.

Indedpendence from the rest of the UK.

Some posts to be held.

 

Eternal President: St. Alban

 

Chairman of the National Defense Commission (highest post held by a living person): Malcolm Macmillan

 

Milarary Police - EFM

 

People from the following areas won't be allowed in: Hatfield, Borehamwood, Stevenage, Hemel Hempstead. These people will be shot on sight.

 

We will enter the World Cup and Euro Championships.

 

Pubs will be 24hours.

 

St.Albans day will be a 3 day holiday, more important than Christmas (and it'll be hotter)

 

I'll run the state run TV Station

 

Over to the people for somemore posts

[EFM_Costello]

It sounds abit stupid but really it could work.

 

 

[Colin Zeal EFM]

Can I be in charge of turfing out all the ugly women?

 

 

[EFM_Costello]

executions at clarence park

 

could get the attendances creeping up

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

It worked for the Taliban

[Colin Zeal EFM]

I've always liked the idea of getting petty teenage criminals (joyriders, vandals etc) lined up in front of the Town Hall on a Saturday morning, 9.30am, and give them 25 lashes, Singapore style.

 

Humiliate them. They won't be doing that again. A little harsh? Maybe, but it's the only way these little fkers will learn.

 

 

[EFM The Firm, The Voice]

Then steal thier car and crash it into the City Limits Wall.

Vandalise thier house.

Make insurance policys null and void for acts of criminal revenge (as imposed by the republic)