O/T Womens humour

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Sent to me by a women friend on Valantines day.

 

A man and a woman who had never met before, and who were both married to other people.

Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

 

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Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

 

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am,

 

I'm sorry to bother you,

but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

 

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

 

'Wow! That's a great idea!? he exclaimed.

 

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f**king blanket.'

 

After a moment or two of silence, he farted.