Confessions for Official /Uncle Urchin, Memories & Swan Song

[Halifax Lass]

 

Oooh Official you were so wrong when you said I didn’t like a dose of my own medicine. I love coming into the ‘Pub’ just to pit my wits against you. I just adore your way with words, you are so masterful and authoritarian. Mmmmmmm just thinking about it...... I have to confess it really is a turn on when you get angry and when you become the official ‘Official’ on the Urchins site I just melt reading your words. I admire a man who can take control. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

On the other hand your alter ego brings out the nurturing side of me, you feel you can trust him completely to take care of you.

 

Don’t panic hun, I’m not after your name or your money, (have you actually got any after 5 wives?)!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Invisibles’ post on another thread got me thinking……… memories of a very misspent youth. I can remember going out with two lads from West Wickham at the same time and also at the same time seeing someone in my home town. Then there was the guy from Kilburn who tried to introduce me to illegal substances…played guitar in a rock band….his gran lived down the road from me which was how I met him. Long time relationship with a guy from Barcelona…. I just love that city…probably my favourite place….then there’s......oh well never mind. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

Anyway guys I’ve decided it’s time to move on. No more scintillating conversation and gossip. No more debates and banter. No more popping into the ‘Pub’ for a quick glass of wine or G & T and flirting. According to my offspring it’s about time I grew old gracefully, did something more fitting like embroidery or knitting. Attended Tea Dances not Rock Concerts. Find myself a nice older man to keep me company in my old age (they have absolutely no hope of that ever happening, not of your life, once was enough for me)!!!!

 

So to you all...au revoir, adios, ciao

 

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[Big J R]

Grow old gracefully ???

 

SOD THAT !!

 

My missus and I are growing old DISGRACEFULLY

 

much to the love and admiration of our two daughters and four grand-children !